[Cyber Wolf]

Someone should do this:

1. Get all four of them: Bush, Cheney, Kerry and Edwards.
2. Tell them this is a fun bipartisan publicity stunt, to show no hard feelings between party incumbents.
3. Have them dress in something they wouldn't mind getting dirty...Tshirt, jeans, whatever.
4. Line them up in front of a large patch of prepared mud, with four shovels sticking out of it
5. Distract them a bit, let them think they'll have to do something or other with that mud.
6. When they least expect it, pie them in the face.

While not a defining value, the reactions by each man would factor in a bit in my desicion to vote for them. I find the 'Show The World That He's Just A Regular Guy Too' campaigns are a little too scripted to really show what kind of person the Pres- and VP-hopefuls are. I want to see how they react to something they totally don't expect. But, regardless of my reasons for wanting this to happen, I think it'd be great fun to watch anyway.