I have a truely worthless microwave that someone gave me. I use it because I tend to burn every damn thing that I put on the stove due to the fact that I now have the memory of your average ephemeral insect which lives out its entire adult life in 24 hours. My microwave is so low wattage that it actually takes longer than a regular oven to cook things. How this is possible, I don't know, but somehow my "mini-wave" manages to pull off this feat of modern cookery. It DOES however still make pizza crust dried out and soggy just like a regular microwave would and it cooks bacon to dried out strips like a regular microwave would, as well. I recently came into a small (VERY small) inheritance of sorts and went down to the local Walmart to survey microwaves. I was hopelessly confused at the selection and ended up buying a new ink cartridge for my printer instead. If you come up with a good buy, Wolf, let me know. The whole thing has me hopelessly lost and I've been subsisting on cheese and crackers for weeks.
