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Old 07-07-2004, 12:34 AM   #14
wolf
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Originally Posted by Torrere
Your friend is a cult deprogrammer? That sounds incredibly cool. How does he do that?
Apparently, it works like this.

Step One: Get involved in a cult.
Step Two: Figure out that being involved in a cult isn't very smart.
Step Three: Take lessons learned in Step Two and apply to others involved in cults
Step Four: Run afoul of the law at least once, beat the kidnapping charges. Decide not to do forcible deprogramming any longer.
Step Five: Develop an international reputation so that families pay to send you to Australia and other exotic locales.

Oh, and although I've used the term "deprogrammer," the preferred nomenclature is "Cult Exit Counsellor."
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