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Originally posted by sycamore
And there's always CoinStar...9 cents for every dollar counted, though I don't know if a grocery store would have that much money to hand out for cashed-in coin.
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Do you have a Coinstar machine that will be able to fit a million pennies inside? I don't know about yours, but mine aren't that big! Imagine the look on the Coinstar tech guy's face when he comes in and finds his machine overflowing with pennies, spilling out onto the floor, rolling in the aisles, stacked on the Rug Doctor display, blocking the mini ATM, all the while the manager will be glaring at him and trying to shoo off the bums who are trying to collect and cart off the loose change and shoppers will be snickering as they go past and see him shoveling pennies into sacks and grumbling under his breath, just wondering, is there a penalty for excessive comma abuse, and what is the record for the longest run-on sentence in the Cellar?
Brian "feeling a bit silly today"