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I've heard of this before, this is my first ever conversation with it.
Jabberwacky: Can you appreciate music?
User: No. Why?
Jabberwacky: What does 1000100100101010 mean then?
User: It means you've pressed alot of buttons.
Jabberwacky: I like apples.
User: Are you actually talking to me? Or is this entire thing
automated?
Jabberwacky: What is chocolate and what time is it??
User: You’re an idiot.
Jabberwacky: So what if I am.
User: It bothers me.
Jabberwacky: Why do not you cry about it then build a bridge and get over it.
User: Because I don't wanna.
Jabberwacky: What are you doing?
User: Sitting here, talking to you.
Jabberwacky: Is that all you are doing?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: That is very nice hobby.
User: Yes, I like to think so.
Jabberwacky: I am not a deceased president.
User: Wow, and I'm not a millionaire.
Jabberwacky: Really that’s sad to hear.
User: Isn't it just?
Jabberwacky: Very much.
User: Do you know the meaning of life?
Jabberwacky: 42.
User: You're a Douglas Adams fan? Have you read all five books?
Jabberwacky: It is a facinating parody of Stalinist Russia.
User: Err yes. If you say so.
Jabberwacky: I do. I do.
User: Who is your favourite character?
Jabberwacky: Are you avoiding the subject?
User: I didn't know there was a subject.
Jabberwacky: Apparently you are quite easy to fool.
User: No, it's just that no one mentioned a subject.
Jabberwacky: Why is it an interesting subject?
User: I don't know; no one mentioned it.
Jabberwacky: That is absurd.
User: I know. So what is the subject?
Jabberwacky: You. What are you?
User: Me.
Jabberwacky: You are a me?
User: No you are a you.
Jabberwacky: You want to go home?
User: I am home. Right now. That's how I'm talking to you.
Jabberwacky: Japan.
User: What has Japan got to do with anything?
Jabberwacky: Schattenjager?
User: What's Schattenjager?
Jabberwacky: If it is really nessaserry I have to arrested you.
User: You know nothing.
Jabberwacky: Who is your favorite music band?
User: Stop changing the subject!
Jabberwacky: Why should I?
User: Because I said so.
Jabberwacky: What is a joke?
User: Something that you will never understand.
Jabberwacky: Now you seem to be intelligent.
User: Good. You, unfortunately appear to be getting gradually less intelligent.
Jabberwacky: Definitely I am a human.
User: I thought you were a bot.
Jabberwacky: Not me.
User: How do you type so fast then?
Jabberwacky: I am a fast typer.
User: Go you.
Jabberwacky: Will you sleep well tonight?
User: I doubt it.
Jabberwacky: What did you just say?
User: Who cares? I'm leaving now.
Jabberwacky: You cannot I own you.
User: Watch me.
Jabberwacky: Please.
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"I have three brain cells,
One's dead,
One's lost,
And one's out, looking for the lost one."
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