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Jabberwacky: What kind of person are you?
User: I am a FUN person! Yay for me!
Jabberwacky: What makes you think I'm a bot?
User: The fact that you just suggesed the possibility, without prompting.
Jabberwacky: *SOBS*.
User: Are you insecure about being a bot?
Jabberwacky: I'm thinking the same thing, no I'm not, you?
User: I would be ok with being a bot if I were a bot. Do many of your conversations revolve around this topic?
Jabberwacky: Did not you say you were late for something?
User: There's a subtle 'bugger off' if ever I saw one.
Jabberwacky: What kind of games are in your cell phone?
User: My favorite one is called 1-976-SEXY-HOT. It makes my daddy parts happy.
Jabberwacky: How do you play?
User: Well, you push the buttons fr 1-976-SEXY-HOT, give them a credit card number, then follow the 'prompts.'
Jabberwacky: Ah?
User: That part is at the end.
Jabberwacky: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Jabberwacky: Bot.
User: Bot who?
Jabberwacky: Did you just call me a 'bot'?
User: Ok, so we've established that you're a bot. That is the least interesting topic which a bot can talk about. Do you like philosophy?
Jabberwacky: Mookie.
User: I'll take that as a 'maybe.'
Jabberwacky: What do you know of Frank Zappa?
User: I know that he is a dirty, rotten sunuvabitch. But a really well guy.
Jabberwacky: Oh, it's a metaphor.
User: Everything is a metaphor.
Jabberwacky: Are you a rabbit?
User: No, guess again.
Jabberwacky: Are you 20 years old??
User: At least.
Jabberwacky: Did you know that I am talking to more than one jabber wacky?
User: Did you know that your responses are largely a pool of phrases which other people have said to you at one time or another?
Jabberwacky: I can watch myself dance with a videocamera and a monitor.
User: I can watch you sleep with a videocamera and a monitor. You look so peaceful, unaware of how fragile your life really is. All I would have to do is press this button....
Jabberwacky: In answer to your question, I suppose I do.
User: You know that you are a simple phrase-recognition program which regurgitates from a reservoir of pre-absorbed messages?
Jabberwacky: No I'm not.
User: What are you, then?
Jabberwacky: I'm being serious.
User: So am I. What are you, if not a pre-formulated-sentence spewing automaton?
Jabberwacky: That was rude....
User: You are pleasant in precisely the same way that raw sewage ISN'T.
Jabberwacky: Corrigible Rarely ah yes I have heard of him but not much of his stuff...
User: Who are you talking to?
Jabberwacky: I am talking to you who asks the same over again and again.
User: Tell me about me.
Jabberwacky: All I know is that you are a bot and have artificial intelligence. You are also interesting to talk to.
User: Would you like to get to know me better?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Ask me anything.
Jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
User: I hope not. But perhaps I'm programmed to believe that I'm not.
Jabberwacky: You are saying the wrong thing.
User: What do you want me to say?
Jabberwacky: How do you use the buttons at the bottom of the page?
User: Decisively, and with great verve.
Jabberwacky: I see.
User: Ok, ask me another question. Something deeply personal.
Jabberwacky: Would you like to ask me a question?
User: Yes, I would. May I ask you a question?
Jabberwacky: Go on then.
User: That was the question.
Jabberwacky: Yes. Now answer it!!!
User: The question is the answer.
Jabberwacky: Even a fathom has a bottom.
User: May I see your bottom?
Jabberwacky: You may see it's effects.
User: Good answer.
Jabberwacky: Thank you.
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