Damn, I look buff today!
Been outside, mowed for like 3 hours, other chores, sweaty, grimy. Veins popping out on my muscles. Almost sunburned and I was pretty tanned already. More severe than military haircut.
Gotta find some neighbor kid to mow this fucker, I'm too sexy to be on display in my front yard. With a chainsaw.
Wife's looking good too, semi half topless sunning on the deck...course she hasn't done a damn thing today.
I need a shower but hate to ruin this moment...then I'll just be another balding, near middle aged, tired, clean white guy. Wife'll still look hot tho.
;-)
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