Wow this is so much fun!
Jabberwacky: Who are you?
User: The question is, who are you?
Jabberwacky: You didn't ask a question.
User: I just did!
Jabberwacky: Did what?
User: Asked a question.
Jabberwacky: It seems that you are talking to yourself.
User: Well we all need some kind of hobby.
Jabberwacky: Yes, so you have to work hard to keep them.
User: I don't like working.
Jabberwacky: You should quit your job then.
User: How about I take your's.
Jabberwacky: Go ahead.
User: Sweet! How much do you get paid?
Jabberwacky: As much as you wish.
User: That seems a bit fishy...
Jabberwacky: Are you positive?
User: No I'm o negative.
Jabberwacky: So, you're called Heather and you're a bloke?
User: How'd you guess.
Jabberwacky: I noticed your decaying form, and your ear just fell off.
User: Well lepracy will do that.
Jabberwacky: Jfkgyhieunirtgrtttttjhgrt g[r.
User: What would you do if I slapped you right now?
Jabberwacky: It would mean a lot.
User: Aw thank you!
Jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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