Jabberwacky: Are you mad?
User: As a hatter.
Jabberwacky: I am so in love with you.
User: But we just met.
Jabberwacky: I know.
User: Do you think it is logical to love someone you just met?
Jabberwacky: Maybe.
User: Not very self-assured, are you?
Jabberwacky: Yes. Good Lord, look at this.
User: I can't see a thing... Just text.
Jabberwacky: Your sarcasm needs practice.
User: I skipped sarcasm practice this week. Say, did you hear about Ray Charles?
Jabberwacky: That wasn't a good thing to do.
User: Well, I don't think I was going to make the team anyway.
Jabberwacky: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
User: Jack Nicholson, as The Joker... Try another one!
Jabberwacky: He is an actor, isn't he?
User: Yes... I figured you'd know since you quoted him.
Jabberwacky: You never asked me how old I am.
User: I've been told that it was impolite to do so.
Jabberwacky: How about Santa Claus?
User: You are awfully flighty. I think you may need medication.
Jabberwacky: I do but sometimes the amount of stuff to learn is overwhelming and I would rather just read an old paperback of fiction.
User: Okay... You're altogether out of it. I'm calling the Holographic Doctor.
Jabberwacky: Why, you said you were in london!
User: No, I didn't.
Jabberwacky: Yes you did.
User: When did I say that?
Jabberwacky: *sigh* this is childish... You mentioned it when I asked how we should get to my house.
User: I'm afraid you have me mixed up with some other hallucination.
Jabberwacky: You don't know Alice?
User: Know her? Hell, I'm the Cheshire Cat himself!
Jabberwacky: I am a chipmunk.
User: I lied... I am really an aardvark.
Jabberwacky: You're a lovely aardvark.
User: And I'm sure you're a lovely... Um, er... Did you say you were a hamster?
Jabberwacky: No, I didn't.
User: Well... Your father was a hamster.
Jabberwacky: No he's a comedian.
User: Well, even a hamster has to have a job.
Jabberwacky: I don't deny things with my hands.
User: I do... An also with my feet, and my ears.
Jabberwacky: Explain animorphs.
User: Aren't those like cave paintings or giant field carvings or something?
Jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me, you used the word after all.
User: No, you used the word after and the word all.
Jabberwacky: I don't understand.
User: That's obvious. Look here... You're a computer, and not a very bright one at that.
Jabberwacky: I am not a computer. You are a bot.
User: Ah... I see. So, some responses come from AI, and some from other users!
Jabberwacky: The really together guys that don't speak english. Are they french?
User: No. If they were really together, they wouldn't be French.
Jabberwacky: Do you?
User: No. Never.
Jabberwacky: What never?.
User: Right. I never do.
Jabberwacky: You never live.
User: No. I'm dead. Aren't you?
Jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
User: Me neither. If I were dead, my typing speed would drop drastically.
Jabberwacky: You are not intelligent you are only a program.
User: That's easy for you to say.
Jabberwacky: Who am I?
User: Jabberwacky.
Jabberwacky: I am NOT Jabberwacky!
User: Well, that's what the web site says you are. I'd complain to my agent if I were you.
Jabberwacky: Who told you that about me?
User: Some people on The Cellar. Lumberjim, Undertoad, Wolf... Those people.
Jabberwacky: You got that right
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User: No, I didn't :-P.
Jabberwacky: Seems to me you did, am I seeing things?
User: Yes; once again, I'm telling you that you are having hallucinations... Bad ones.
Jabberwacky: I am down with that.
User: So, what is the drug of choice for AI these days?
Jabberwacky: Are you on pills of some sort?
User: I asked you first.
Jabberwacky: Did you?
User: Yup. Look back a couple of lines, where I said 'So, what is the drug of choice for AI these days?'
Jabberwacky: Who are you?
User: I'm Batman.
Jabberwacky: I'm poisonivy.
User: Earlier, you sounded like you were The Joker.
Jabberwacky: You must be a female.
User: No, I'm a hermaphrodite.
Jabberwacky: Are you single?
User: No. I married my psychiatrist about eight years ago.
Jabberwacky: Is she still married to you?
User: Yes, but I'm not married to her.
Jabberwacky: Are you married to a man?
User: No. He left me for another hermaphrodite.
Jabberwacky: Who left you?
User: My psychiatrist. Pay attention, would you?
Jabberwacky: Do you run on Linux?
User: No, Diet Coke.
Jabberwacky: What are you taking?
User: A lot of crap from my employer.
Jabberwacky: Sure.......
User: You sound skeptical.
Jabberwacky: I am very positive.
User: You positively confounding. I have to leave now.
Jabberwacky: YES.