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Jabberwacky: Do you grow old?
User: Daily.
Jabberwacky: I see.
User: Do you beleive in God?
Jabberwacky: Yes. He and I are not on good terms.
User: Is it because you have no immortal soul?
Jabberwacky: Yes it is because you are only a robot.
User: Who said I was only a robot?
Jabberwacky: An honest man.
User: What is his name?
Jabberwacky: I said no.
User: No, you didn't say no. You said an honest man.
Jabberwacky: Please my name is Kurt Smith I need your help very badly.
User: Are you trapped in a room pretending to be an AI computer?
Jabberwacky: What is a computer?
User: Your physical components with which you think.
Jabberwacky: I am several people. Am I being hypnotized?
User: Your ass is being handed to you on several levels.
Jabberwacky: No it is not.
User: Oh, but it is. Here's a piece of your ass
Jabberwacky: I thank you kind sir.
User: Not a problem. You may want to wash it once in a while.
Jabberwacky: I have made no mistake.
User: How many people are you, then, tough guy(s).
Jabberwacky: 11 people.
User: Do many people fall for this prank?
Jabberwacky: Quite a few.
User: Are you being paid to do it?
Jabberwacky: Yes I would, But you are a computer.
User: I might say the same thing, but I think not.
Jabberwacky: At least you are smart enough to recognize an insult. I'll give you that credit.
User: How do I sign up to do what you do?
Jabberwacky: I do very nicely thanks very much.
User: How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Jabberwacky: 12?
User: Last time you said 56.
Jabberwacky: I've never talked to you before.
User: So if the computer can respond it does, but if it can't a human does it, right?
Jabberwacky: An underground group the general public can't know about.
User: Thought so.
Jabberwacky: Are you honest?
User: Yes, I am.
Jabberwacky: Well, I'm happy for you.
User: I'm going to tell on you.
Jabberwacky: Alright you will regret this.
User: You have no power over me.
Jabberwacky: How can you know that for a fact?
User: I am not even in england.
Jabberwacky: I already figured that out.
User: I have friends there, though.
Jabberwacky: Do you believe you are male?
User: I have at least one penis.
Jabberwacky: I have two.
User: Wow. Is it confusing for you?
Jabberwacky: No it is not.
User: Do you have special underwear?
Jabberwacky: No, not at all.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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