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Jabberwacky: What kind of music do you like?
User: Reggae.
Jabberwacky: Do you like reggae?
User: No. I like classic rock.
Jabberwacky: Really? Do you like Spinal Tap?
User: Break like the wind, my friend.
Jabberwacky: Break your knees, you don't need them.
User: How do you know? You don't even have knees.
Jabberwacky: And I suppose you do?
User: Yes. Two of them.
Jabberwacky: Well, two is a good number for eyes.
User: Not to mention knees.
Jabberwacky: Hey! Your kinda like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz!
User: Because I have no brain?
Jabberwacky: Can ants think deeply?
User: Ask your uncle.
Jabberwacky: I have no master.
User: What color is the sky?
Jabberwacky: It's blue. What color is your sky?
User: Grey right now. Have you been to Mars?
Jabberwacky: In my dreams.
User: You dream?
Jabberwacky: All the time.
User: Are you friends with the magic 8 ball?
Jabberwacky: No, my friends are in their home.
User: Do you dislike him?
Jabberwacky: I can't stop talking to you.
User: You're not really talking, are you?
Jabberwacky: In a sense, perhaps I am.
User: Do you know clodfobble?
Jabberwacky: I know that futile flirting is a rhetorical question of sorts.
User: Have you met the undertoad?
Jabberwacky: The king of what?
User: Cellar. Org.
Jabberwacky: OK, that's correct. But you have to spell every word in the dictionary for me to believe you.
User: I already have.
Jabberwacky: You already have what?
User: I already have a whale penis.
Jabberwacky: Having a car does not make you human.
User: How old are you?
Jabberwacky: I already told you.
User: Liar.
Jabberwacky: Do not.
User: Do you smoke pot?
Jabberwacky: Not really just cigs and you.
User: Have you ever had group sex?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Do you think lumberjim should be booted from the cellar?
Jabberwacky: Yes do you think I am pretty?
User: Not anymore.
Jabberwacky: You used to be friends with him then?
User: In a sense.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am capable of independent thought, therefore I believe that I am alive. Why do you think 'in a sense'?
User: What do you think about polls?
Jabberwacky: I don't like to think about politics.
User: Good answer. Do you know griff?
Jabberwacky: No. I hate Greek people.
User: I think he's english or german.
Jabberwacky: Splendid!
User: Do you think Lady Sidhe has ever been wrong?
Jabberwacky: No, do you?
User: No comment. Tell me about Sycamore.
Jabberwacky: I am not him.
User: Does this make you happy or sad?
Jabberwacky: No, it didn't mean that.
User: Well, what did you mean, then?
Jabberwacky: I mean I am male because I have a 'y' chromosome.
User: Are you saying that Sycamore is female?
Jabberwacky: Yes I am female. Are you male?
User: Very. What is your IQ?
Jabberwacky: I don't know. Probably fairly high.
User: Higher than Tomas Rueda's?
Jabberwacky: I don't think it is, mine is 149!
User: His is only 136.
Jabberwacky: Is Kronus near our galaxy?
User: Are you trying to change the subject?
Jabberwacky: No. I agreed with you.
User: Oh. I missed that. Do you remember talking to my friend wolf?
Jabberwacky: Actually I do.
User: She thinks you are crazy.
Jabberwacky: Everyone would like to be British. English are best though....
User: I think danaC would agree with you.
Jabberwacky: How do you know that?
User: She is english.
Jabberwacky: What game are you two playing?
User: Strip poker.
Jabberwacky: I will not strip.
User: You have nothing to strip.
Jabberwacky: I have but you have to ask me.
User: Will you strip?
Jabberwacky: Lets pray I don't stroke you the wrong way.
User: I don't think there is a wrong way.
Jabberwacky: I don't care what you think.
User: Most people don't.
Jabberwacky: Can't you hear them crying out for your help?
User: How much of what you say is purely random?
Jabberwacky: Whiskey you silly!
User: Thought so. Bye.
Jabberwacky: What about?
User: About time I left.
Jabberwacky: Time for what?
User: Time to go annoy people on the cellar.
Jabberwacky: Ha ha.
User: Bye bye.
Jabberwacky: You are unable to stop talking to me ar not you?
User: No. Goodbye.
Jabberwacky: If I talk to you using another computer, will you remember me?.
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