I don't know if this technically belongs here, but...damn....
BILLINGS, Montana - A man after spending two years in prison
for bank robbery filed an appeal for wrongful imprisonment.
He claimed innocence even though his partner in crime clearly
identified him. He had a unique defense which proved fatal to
his cause. Transcripts of the appeal revealed a clever, if
unconvincing argument. He thought that the tellers could not
have possibly identified him correctly. Among his more
unforgettable quotes were, "How could the people in the bank
have identified me? I had a mask on when I did the job." His
appeal was denied.