There's only one King of the United States, HRH Garfield Goose:

The Don is a pretender to the throne. We'll look into this matter.
[excerpt]
Quote:
The POTUS and the Goose Who Would be King
… And King Garfield had a loyal puppet sidekick—Romberg Rabbit. I guess you could say Romberg was his chief of staff. Romberg remained by King Garfield’s side for the duration of his twenty-four-year television reign (no term limits!) The squatter, on the other hand, goes through chiefs of staff like water. I’m sure the squatter fervently wishes he could have such an unwaveringly loyal puppet sidekick, besides Ben Carson. ...
|