Everybody knows ladies don't swear, spit, fart, or fight, Mommy told me so. 
So I don't know how to explain these...
 
It must be a mistake.
 
Maybe a Bavarian fairy tale, they were pretty crude.
 
You don't suppose some cad would deliberately soil the ladies reputation do you.
 
I got them some time ago from a Russian site, but the the address is now a Florida construction company. 
Shame, they had a lot of interesting things there.
