1) Chestnuts or Water Chestnuts? Water chestnuts, but damn few of them, please.
2) What is your worst weather-related memory? When I was about 6 yrs old, my aunt (she would have been about 14-15) and I were walking back from the corner store and got caught by a summer hail storm. She bent over me trying to protect me, but we were both covered in welts. It was only like an eighth of a mile, but we took a pretty good beating.
3) Bats -yes or no? Sure, but not in my circle of personal space, please.
4) What is the best thing to cover in chocolate? The inside of mah belly!!! Srsly, tho, double-dipped peanuts and/or raisins.
5) If you had the money to be a space tourist, would you? No.
6) 9 or 13? Nine. If it weighs nine, ya got a l'il extra, if it weighs thirteen, ya got shorted a l'il bit...
7) What is your favorite sign of Spring? Bunnies fuckin'.
8) Have you ever deliberately eaten a live creature? No.
9) What name has most stood out to you from this week’s news (for any reason)[?] Trump. How could it not be? It's the most-used word in media of any kind.
10) Are we nearly there yet? Only 53 days til Christmas!!!
Invent a Saint. You need a name and what they are patron saint of. You can say why, or not. Please don’t use this fabulous opportunity to bitch about other Dwellars.
St. Monster - patron saint of markdowns and googly eyes
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