Do you have an itch to scratch?
Do you lust to prove your 2nd grade art teacher wrong when she said you have no talent just because you ate the paste?
I'm not being sexist, all 2nd grade art teachers are hers.
Nothing is better than portraits for giving skeptics the finger.
Supplies are cheap and easy to obtain ,so let your inner Norman Rockwell shine through.
If it’s Jackson Pollock, please high colonic enema first.
If you're more talented you can do color...
But what do I know, I ate the paste.
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