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Looking at Simba up there, I'm reminded of my own description of big cats.
We've all held a tiny, 1 pound kitten that decided to do it's impersonation of a Tasmanian Devil (the cartoon kind), and we couldn't put that kitten down fast enough, it's like a whirling tornado of fangs, claws, and razor blades that ya just can't get rid of quick enough...
Now imagine it weighs three thousand fucking pounds, and is mad as hell, and just ain't gonna take it anymore!!!
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