[Griff]

bicoz why not?

1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling in dog shit.

2) What is the most obscene English word you know? Golf.

3) Armageddon is here. You and your buddy seem to be the only survivors but you still decide to split up... you pool your pocket contents and decide to each take half of the items. Somehow it ends up you choosing all your items first. Which 6 things do you take and why? There are:
Two AA batteries, one regular, one rechargeable - I needed a 6th thing
a pencil - for writin'
a ballpoint pen
a paperclip - cuz McGyver
an emery board - mah toe nail
a ringpull off a can
a large button
a key - prolly for a gun safe
a promotional book of safety matches with 3 left - fire is fun
a tampon
a condom

4) What would you name a racehorse? Piss

5) Are dandelions weeds to you? Nope.

6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees? Yes.