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Originally Posted by Griff

As I take the time to thank Lord Toad for his many blessings, I realize that a holiday quiz is in order and promise to let monster do it next time.

1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites?
Both.

2) Which bench do you belong on?
Bench? Bench?! F that, put me in coach! If you're not poppin' a vessel from outrage, you're not paying attention!

3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?
Black and White, shot, developed, printed, matted, framed, and hung by Twil (MFA).
I, on the other hand, am a digital dinosaur, scanning and digitizing Every. Damn. Day. Soon, I will make a DIY thread about my latest digital photography project.
Hers are hung on the walls, mine are displayed on the screens.

4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend?
One. We're the home team.

5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters?
Not even Nate Silver would hedge his bet on this question.

6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday?
A T-Rex, Turkeysaurus BreastoMaximus. Can those things even fly?

7) Mustard or Ketchup?
Mustard

8) Catsup or Ketchup?
Take your pick, I'm having mustard.

9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?
This is the year of the cranberry, I have been warned of at least three dishes with prominent cranberry elements.

10) What are you thankful for?
Family. Family of origin and family of choice. ... I'm lookin at you, dwellars.