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Old 05-25-2004, 09:08 PM   #10
lumberjim
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Originally posted by Pi
Oh I hope I didn't give anybody some new ideas? That would give me very bad conscience...
Another idea everybody knows and which I never tried myself : Putting a potato into his exhaust. If you really have to press it in and stick it very far : Bad idea!
But maybe LJ has some more funnies to tell us about cars. Or do you only sell them?
the ultimate irony would be to steal it. but i don't think that's wise.

Black shoe polish on both side mirrors, and a glop of vaseline on the touch surface of his doorhandles would get the message across clearly.

If you really want to do him, take his plates off the car, and call a tow company to remove the abandoned vehicle. posing as the apartment complex, naturally.
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