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Forum: Current Events 09-22-2020, 04:58 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 955
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Wink Well, V, can you get your new Seattle Anarchist...

Well, V, can you get your new Seattle Anarchist overlords to quit lighting stuff?
Forum: Current Events 09-22-2020, 04:55 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 47,450
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Well, naval jelly *is* a corrosion remover... ...

Well, naval jelly *is* a corrosion remover... You can connect the dots. If you connect all those dots you get an underscore.
Forum: Politics 09-16-2020, 11:07 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 370
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Which one is disintegrationist, and which one is...

Which one is disintegrationist, and which one is unionist?

You can seek answers in reading your Shapiro.
Forum: Current Events 09-16-2020, 11:01 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 259
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And here we see the tw channeling his inner Adam...

And here we see the tw channeling his inner Adam Schiff. D-Burbank, if you really wanted to know. Famed for creative writing this year.

You know, playing the bagpipe makes a better hobby.
...
Forum: Politics 09-02-2020, 10:11 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 370
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Salon owner Erica Kious -- she rents out the...

Salon owner Erica Kious -- she rents out the chairs/stations to stylists, several of whom may have fled the city by now -- had some choice words:
Forum: Food and Drink 09-02-2020, 09:57 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 614
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Let's see... Dalwhinnie 15yo is kinda light, not...

Let's see... Dalwhinnie 15yo is kinda light, not heavily smoked... what else is in my liquor locker...?... Hmm. Mossburn Blended Malt Scotch Whisky. 46% ABV, so it's like a light cask-strength; no...
Forum: Current Events 09-02-2020, 09:36 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 6,427
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Even a budget-minded Pasty-Faced Basementdweller...

Even a budget-minded Pasty-Faced Basementdweller (Alba subterranea) like yourself would have a hard time living on any difference -- and you in particular show zero inclination to ever try it. Along...
Forum: Politics 09-02-2020, 09:19 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,791
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And the greatest hater on the board can be...

And the greatest hater on the board can be assured of that. Here's lookin' at you, tw.

The culture of disintegration should and must be defeated, then crushed, then pissed on. Something like...
Forum: Politics 09-02-2020, 09:14 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,791
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I do not care to try it again; it is perfectly...

I do not care to try it again; it is perfectly clear and intelligible as it stands. The problem is yours, yours alone, own your problem -- you're tin of ear.

So, try reading it again, with an...
Forum: Politics 09-02-2020, 09:06 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 370
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Timing Is Everything

For her hairdo, the Speaker of the House couldn't hold off one more day. At any rate, she did not. Apparently she's trading on being Governor Newsom's auntie.
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Forum: Current Events 09-01-2020, 10:58 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 805
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
That is a gross misstatement of the socialist...

That is a gross misstatement of the socialist Democrats' state of mind. Having ethics would have meant not show-trialing Justice Kavanaugh. But a show-trial is exactly what he got. Good thing it...
Forum: Current Events 09-01-2020, 10:44 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 6,427
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
That was the lesson I drew from Obama, myself. ...

That was the lesson I drew from Obama, myself. Obama never once got my vote -- he desperately wanted socialism, the lesser way, lesser than capitalism, and could not get it -- did a lot for gun...
Forum: Current Events 09-01-2020, 10:36 PM
Replies: 403
Views: 97,002
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Well, you can start with the understanding that...

Well, you can start with the understanding that yoni is Hindustani for "vulva, or snatch."

A narrow scope of education does nothing for any man.
Forum: Politics 08-31-2020, 03:42 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,090
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
And not yet getting that examination after this...

And not yet getting that examination after this many days.
Forum: Food and Drink 08-31-2020, 03:30 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,126
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Now it's both the local IHOPs. One's got a...

Now it's both the local IHOPs. One's got a patio, the other is now flanked extensively with tents and flies.

Still, this cannot go on.
Forum: Current Events 08-31-2020, 03:25 PM
Replies: 403
Views: 97,002
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Very dim of you. He's the Annoying Orange. I'm...

Very dim of you. He's the Annoying Orange. I'm just happy with annoying you.

Wear a Homburg hat. It will exhibit the Yoni-On-Top, thereby signalizing that you're a pseudointellectual twat.
Forum: Politics 08-31-2020, 03:09 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,791
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Funnily enough, in 2016, the vote rejected the...

Funnily enough, in 2016, the vote rejected the Great Griftess, who has her entire adult life been in it for the money, from cattle futures on forward -- as much money as can be stuffed into the...
Forum: Politics 08-31-2020, 03:00 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,791
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Grossly incorrect perception, Griff. And what's...

Grossly incorrect perception, Griff. And what's worse, one too eagerly sought for by the anticapitalists and antipatriots. The Country, to borrow your capitalization, is the first concern -- there...
Forum: Politics 08-31-2020, 02:44 PM
Replies: 372
Views: 17,101
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
No mere superstition, that: "With this...

No mere superstition, that: "With this hallucination I thee wed, dearest Falsehood."

In California, we are now blessed with a color coded four-tier system superseding the California county watch...
Forum: Home Base 08-31-2020, 02:40 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,172
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Condomask. Practice safe social intercourse.

Condomask. Practice safe social intercourse.
Forum: Current Events 08-27-2020, 11:25 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 6,427
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Walker expanded on his point, adding, "Growing up...

Walker expanded on his point, adding, "Growing up in the deep South, I've seen racism up close. I know what it is. And it isn't Donald Trump."

How many other falsehoods are the Dems wedded to?
...
Forum: Current Events 08-27-2020, 10:56 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,242
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
One need really only note how antigun K. Harris...

One need really only note how antigun K. Harris is, and declares herself, to fill in all the nasty that's necessary. Antigun is anti-rights, always. I shall not weep for her defeat, nor that of her...
Forum: Current Events 08-27-2020, 10:50 PM
Replies: 2,208
Views: 355,729
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Which goes far to demonstrate you don't find...

Which goes far to demonstrate you don't find anything to recommend the Democrats either. And I seem to recall Saddam's Overthrow (no small purpose) had bipartisan support, and kept it.
...
Forum: Current Events 08-27-2020, 10:42 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 805
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Not that anyone's likely to trust tw with a gun...

Not that anyone's likely to trust tw with a gun -- but if he's truly as concerned about gas chambers, and I suppose ovens, as he professes, tw would arm himself (even if he has to buy secondhand...
Forum: Current Events 08-27-2020, 10:32 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 6,427
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
As near as I can figure his latest childlike...

As near as I can figure his latest childlike gabble, tw remains blissfully ignorant that fascist and communist are both of the Left. Think about them. There are no substantive differences to be...
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