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Forum: Nothingland 10-29-2020, 06:45 AM
Replies: 4,417
Views: 7,460,453
Posted By footfootfoot
How did he manage to post nothing? Usually I get...

How did he manage to post nothing? Usually I get a warning that my post is too short.

ETA: Which, now that I think of it, conflicts with previous reports of "It's just the right size."
:eyebrow:
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-29-2020, 06:41 AM
Replies: 1,777
Views: 295,608
Posted By footfootfoot
That kind of intimate gruesomeness is an acquired...

That kind of intimate gruesomeness is an acquired taste. You are so lucky though. My BIL emeritus had a squirrel die in a wall cavity in a bathroom (old victorian house, behind a steam radiator in...
Forum: Relationships 10-29-2020, 06:35 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,104
Posted By footfootfoot
Well, hell. I'd Like to recommend MY blog, while...

Well, hell. I'd Like to recommend MY blog, while we're at it:
https://cellar.boardhost.com/
Forum: Nothingland 10-29-2020, 06:34 AM
Replies: 1,397
Views: 234,688
Posted By footfootfoot
I zoomed in to an area between new zealand and...

I zoomed in to an area between new zealand and the falkland islands (56.46 S, 137.40 W) and watched a swirling storm until I suddenly got nauseous. Not for early morning, I guess.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-28-2020, 08:20 PM
Replies: 1,777
Views: 295,608
Posted By footfootfoot
You need to floss your floor joists as well as...

You need to floss your floor joists as well as brush them.
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-28-2020, 12:29 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 162
Posted By footfootfoot
Arrrgh. my bad coming right up

Arrrgh. my bad coming right up
Forum: Nothingland 10-26-2020, 07:49 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 307
Posted By footfootfoot
Maybe you recall? The closing door that did...

Maybe you recall?
The closing door that did befall
my peepee; how could I not
remember my member and all that rot
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-25-2020, 09:25 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 851
Posted By footfootfoot
Well, if it wasn't for sarcasm the cellar...

Well, if it wasn't for sarcasm the cellar wouldn't have any casm at all
Forum: Nothingland 10-25-2020, 09:25 AM
Replies: 247
Views: 28,620
Posted By footfootfoot
I'm going to invoke the "Former Colonist's...

I'm going to invoke the "Former Colonist's Exclusion Addendum" to Tutt's Rules (par. 784 sub. 27f) and say Crote Spokeham.
Forum: Nothingland 10-24-2020, 10:48 PM
Replies: 247
Views: 28,620
Posted By footfootfoot
It's not going to yank itself now, is it?

It's not going to yank itself now, is it?
Forum: Nothingland 10-24-2020, 05:08 PM
Replies: 247
Views: 28,620
Posted By footfootfoot
Wicket's Encroachment

Wicket's Encroachment
Forum: Nothingland 10-23-2020, 08:36 PM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 6,287,407
Posted By footfootfoot
Wow. That's insane: "The test results give you...

Wow. That's insane:
"The test results give you a picture of your average blood sugar level over the past two to three months."


I can barley remember what I ate for breakfast yet my average...
Forum: Nothingland 10-23-2020, 08:32 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 230
Posted By footfootfoot
Thanks, Fargon!

Thanks, Fargon!
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-23-2020, 08:57 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,193
Posted By footfootfoot
I feel your pain.

I feel your pain.
Forum: Nothingland 10-23-2020, 08:56 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 6,287,407
Posted By footfootfoot
What is A1C? Congratulations even if i don't...

What is A1C?
Congratulations even if i don't know for what.
Forum: Nothingland 10-22-2020, 09:38 AM
Replies: 247
Views: 28,620
Posted By footfootfoot
Copley Studge

Copley Studge
Forum: Nothingland 10-21-2020, 10:29 PM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 6,287,407
Posted By footfootfoot
Squirrel-o'mine came over for a visit and was...

Squirrel-o'mine came over for a visit and was straightening out the placemats at the table and she said, "Here's your phone." FML If I had bothered to have sit down at the table dinner with the kids...
Forum: Home Base 10-21-2020, 09:02 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 791
Posted By footfootfoot
From someone on the web: I have decided...

From someone on the web:


I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have...
Forum: Nothingland 10-21-2020, 06:26 AM
Replies: 1,038
Views: 201,967
Posted By footfootfoot
I have to get out of my chair and walk four,...

I have to get out of my chair and walk four, possibly five feet to make coffee.
Here goes. Wish me luck.
Forum: Food and Drink 10-19-2020, 02:31 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 625
Posted By footfootfoot
Seltzer and ice and it would be like grape soda...

Seltzer and ice and it would be like grape soda for (almost) grownups.
Forum: Creative Expression 10-19-2020, 07:34 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 327
Posted By footfootfoot
For your convenience

For your convenience
Forum: Creative Expression 10-19-2020, 07:33 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 327
Posted By footfootfoot
Dino comics revived

Being the backsliding Buddhist I am, I was going though my attachments and came across the old dino comics thread.
Forum: Nothingland 10-18-2020, 08:01 PM
Replies: 839
Views: 158,956
Posted By footfootfoot
pride (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride),...

pride (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride), greed (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greed), wrath (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrath), envy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Envy), lust...
Forum: Food and Drink 10-17-2020, 03:42 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 625
Posted By footfootfoot
Isn't that like syrupy-sweet? 10% alcohol could...

Isn't that like syrupy-sweet? 10% alcohol could mean that there are a lot of unfermented sugars or that it wasn't so sweet to begin with. I'm guessing it's the former.
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-17-2020, 08:44 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 590
Posted By footfootfoot
;)

;)
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