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Forum: Image of the Day 02-08-2008, 12:27 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,674
Posted By morie
sign language? are we sure that frog can move the...

sign language? are we sure that frog can move the fingers? and if there are a few left, they're not extinct yet. anyone up for eating this iotd so we can make sure they're really extinct?
Forum: Image of the Day 01-31-2008, 06:45 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,277
Posted By morie
I used to like cats; now i hate em. Morie

I used to like cats; now i hate em.

Morie
Forum: Image of the Day 01-31-2008, 06:41 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 22,862
Posted By morie
well has anyone tried it yet? curious about how...

well has anyone tried it yet? curious about how it tastes
Morie
Forum: Image of the Day 01-25-2008, 10:04 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 6,862
Posted By morie
somehow, i dont think that is a 100% ice paino so...

somehow, i dont think that is a 100% ice paino so how did it get into the ice sculpture competition?

Morie
Forum: Nothingland 01-25-2008, 09:55 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,101
Posted By morie
Rants about China

I went to China and taught English for 2 years. I had a harrowing experience and wrote it all down. Check it out in my new book, Rants about China, www.rantsaboutchina.page.tl

I recommend it for...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-24-2008, 10:42 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 6,660
Posted By morie
just because a tradition is foreign doesnt make...

just because a tradition is foreign doesnt make it okay. and why the heck should we give a shit about being politically correct, fake and wishy washy?

Morie
www.anthology.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 01-24-2008, 10:29 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,180
Posted By morie
really, what the hell is the point of producing a...

really, what the hell is the point of producing a 'book' if most people cant read it. and why? i dunno, maybe cuz maybe most people dont have an electron microscope???

Morie
check out my website:...
Forum: Image of the Day 01-24-2008, 10:25 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 9,994
Posted By morie
calling it a political protest is understandable;...

calling it a political protest is understandable; calling it art is bullshit. like most modern art is.

Morie
www.rantsaboutchina.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 12-16-2007, 09:01 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 8,131
Posted By morie
hope they aren't genetically modified trout. then...

hope they aren't genetically modified trout. then again, it's probably too late to think about that.

Morie
check out my website: www.anthology.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 12-12-2007, 09:35 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,587
Posted By morie
well, the Vikings did mostly come to pillage in...

well, the Vikings did mostly come to pillage in Britain. the reason there are so many blondes in Britain now is because Britain opened up its doors to new members of the EU. Now there is nothing...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-03-2007, 03:51 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 5,990
Posted By morie
they're certainly cuter than my in-laws. and...

they're certainly cuter than my in-laws. and probably cleaner too.

Morie
check out my website: www.anthology.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 12-03-2007, 03:16 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 4,642
Posted By morie
seems like that bear used to be in a circus doing...

seems like that bear used to be in a circus doing the tightrope. notice the almost straight line of the paw tracks. maybe he has just 1 paw.

Morie
check out my updated website:...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-03-2007, 03:10 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 5,574
Posted By morie
golly, and i cant even build a card house 1 card...

golly, and i cant even build a card house 1 card high

Morie
check out my updated website: www.anthology.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 09:27 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 22,069
Posted By morie
thanks to whoever posted this. it's reminded me...

thanks to whoever posted this. it's reminded me that i'm not drunk enough at the present moment so off i go to down a couple.

Morie
www.anthology.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 09:17 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 15,698
Posted By morie
wow. i'm surprised that there is at least some...

wow. i'm surprised that there is at least some planks and a chain to walk on. having lived in china for a while, i've realised that the chinese have a very important rule: do things in the extreme:...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 09:09 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 44,402
Posted By morie
I feel sorry for the guy but does anyone know how...

I feel sorry for the guy but does anyone know how I can give that condition to another person or people? Specifically my in-laws.

Morie
www.anthology.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 09:07 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 22,409
Posted By morie
Hurray! this must be the happiest day of my life....

Hurray! this must be the happiest day of my life. That ain't no bear. That actually was my mother in law dressed up in a bear suit. Thought this day would never come. Yay!

Morie...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 09:03 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 8,523
Posted By morie
it says is was black curly hair. sounds like...

it says is was black curly hair. sounds like pubic hair to me. she must be sucking the wrong thing.

Morie
www.anthology.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 09:00 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 10,995
Posted By morie
Which one? or both? Morie ...

Which one? or both?

Morie
www.anthology.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 11-29-2007, 08:57 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 13,018
Posted By morie
JOB POSTING Employees wanted, citizens of...

JOB POSTING

Employees wanted, citizens of China need not apply, dark skinned citizens of China preferred

Positions: Anarchists to topple the Chinese government

Salary: a bullet in the head,...
Forum: Image of the Day 11-06-2007, 04:31 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,381
Posted By morie
he could be taking a leak. or he could equally...

he could be taking a leak. or he could equally well be jacking off. maybe he has a horse fetish.

Morie
www.anthology.page.tl
Forum: Image of the Day 10-24-2007, 12:19 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 8,950
Posted By morie
now there's an iotd i wouldn't eat. goodness...

now there's an iotd i wouldn't eat. goodness knows how much goddamn lead there is in them. i live in china and the quality of things here is just shit. that's why you get so many weird things coming...
Forum: Image of the Day 10-03-2007, 02:53 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,408
Posted By morie
looks cooked enough to me. like a sausage but...

looks cooked enough to me. like a sausage but don't think it would fill you up.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-28-2007, 03:56 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 12,507
Posted By morie
hey, looks like she can provide enough lunch for...

hey, looks like she can provide enough lunch for 5 people. and i've heard they taste just like chicken too.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-22-2007, 07:04 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 18,878
Posted By morie
yeah, but what if the rashers are bushy to begin...

yeah, but what if the rashers are bushy to begin with?
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