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Forum: Politics 09-28-2020, 05:13 PM
Replies: 734
Views: 88,512
Posted By sexobon
Now that he is The Man, he's been sticking it to...

Now that he is The Man, he's been sticking it to himself by making himself donate his $400,000 annual Presidential salary for the past 3 years at $100,000/quarter.
Forum: Image of the Day 09-28-2020, 05:51 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 130
Posted By sexobon
Sharks would like that. Chomp down on the hose...

Sharks would like that. Chomp down on the hose and a meal falls out of the sky.
Forum: Nothingland 09-27-2020, 09:11 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,424
Posted By sexobon
71602 I don't like it. :lol:

71602

I don't like it.

:lol:
Forum: Current Events 09-27-2020, 08:47 AM
Replies: 207
Views: 48,413
Posted By sexobon
Get Santa Claus to help you. He's already done a...

Get Santa Claus to help you. He's already done a lot of the legwork: making lists, checking them twice, keeping track of who's been naughty or nice.
Forum: Philosophy 09-27-2020, 08:16 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 134
Posted By sexobon
It's a trick, the unborn are just recycled dead.

It's a trick, the unborn are just recycled dead.
Forum: Current Events 09-26-2020, 11:50 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 200
Posted By sexobon
The next civil war will be interrupted by...

The next civil war will be interrupted by Presidential candidate Kanye West just like he interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.
Forum: Nothingland 09-26-2020, 11:39 PM
Replies: 833
Views: 154,024
Posted By sexobon
Bots like taglines. 71593

Bots like taglines.

71593
Forum: Nothingland 09-26-2020, 10:58 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,424
Posted By sexobon
If you signed something in blood, wouldn't the...

If you signed something in blood, wouldn't the blood coagulate into a gel?

Not that I would like it.
Forum: Cellar Meta 09-26-2020, 10:32 PM
Replies: 3,016
Views: 918,830
Posted By sexobon
The Cellar: Seeking infinite monkey term limits

The Cellar: Seeking infinite monkey term limits
Forum: Politics 09-26-2020, 07:07 AM
Replies: 734
Views: 88,512
Posted By sexobon
Vote for Trump so he'll win reelection and you...

Vote for Trump so he'll win reelection and you won't have to worry about a transfer of power. GO FORTH AND GRIEVE NO MORE. :rotflol:
Forum: Home Base 09-26-2020, 06:24 AM
Replies: 242
Views: 66,229
Posted By sexobon
You served during a conflict that wasn't our...

You served during a conflict that wasn't our fight. We were interventionists on someone else's behalf. There was an indirect relationship to our ideology which leaves more room for doubt about...
Forum: Home Base 09-24-2020, 10:42 PM
Replies: 242
Views: 66,229
Posted By sexobon
Remember this one about Ronald J. Shurer? ...

Remember this one about Ronald J. Shurer?

This is about one of his cow-orkers...

John Wayne Walding

The full linked story is worth reading. Snippets below:
Forum: Nothingland 09-22-2020, 05:00 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 158
Posted By sexobon
If a woman gets within six feet of me and isn't...

If a woman gets within six feet of me and isn't wearing a mask, I figure it's a Freudian slip and she wants me to kiss her.

At least that's what I'm telling the judge.
Forum: Politics 09-20-2020, 09:59 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,307
Posted By sexobon
The People disgraced the office of the President...

The People disgraced the office of the President long before Trump ever got there. People have been treating the office of President like it's a throne to be handed down by political royals like the...
Forum: Politics 09-20-2020, 08:41 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,307
Posted By sexobon
Well sure, it's the only way we can get to see...

Well sure, it's the only way we can get to see more of Ivanka...

and maybe a pardon if we ever need one.
Forum: Home Base 09-20-2020, 08:28 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 626
Posted By sexobon
Opposites attract... the universe has a sense of...

Opposites attract... the universe has a sense of humor... go figure.


Did so. :p:
Forum: Politics 09-20-2020, 05:18 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,307
Posted By sexobon
You missed your calling as a stand-up comedian.

You missed your calling as a stand-up comedian.
Forum: Politics 09-20-2020, 05:13 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,307
Posted By sexobon
Trump presenting a SCOTUS nominee isn't breaking...

Trump presenting a SCOTUS nominee isn't breaking the law. If there's to be an impeachment on other grounds, it was unconscionable to wait until something like undermining a SCOTUS nomination came up....
Forum: Politics 09-20-2020, 04:51 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,307
Posted By sexobon
No worse than when Stephanopoulos asked Pelosi if...

No worse than when Stephanopoulos asked Pelosi if she would impeach Trump just to stop his SCOTUS nomination and Pelosi replied that Democrats will 'use every arrow in our quiver' to block Trump's...
Forum: Home Base 09-20-2020, 04:38 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 626
Posted By sexobon
I heard that President Trump is going to nominate...

I heard that President Trump is going to nominate ‎Kim Kardashian to SCOTUS to win over supporters of POTUS candidate Kanye West.

May the better half win.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 09-20-2020, 02:43 PM
Replies: 953
Views: 129,838
Posted By sexobon
He can keep the job, I don't swing that way.

He can keep the job, I don't swing that way.
Forum: Politics 09-20-2020, 11:09 AM
Replies: 372
Views: 17,396
Posted By sexobon
Why not? :eyebrow:

Why not? :eyebrow:
Forum: Health 09-19-2020, 09:36 PM
Replies: 708
Views: 33,981
Posted By sexobon
Forum: Cellar Meta 09-19-2020, 05:48 PM
Replies: 3,016
Views: 918,830
Posted By sexobon
The Cellar: Like bunny slippers for your brain...

The Cellar: Like bunny slippers for your brain hemispheres
Forum: Politics 09-19-2020, 04:27 PM
Replies: 372
Views: 17,396
Posted By sexobon
What does that have to do with the price of...

What does that have to do with the price of COVID-19 vaccine in China? :eyebrow:
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