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Forum: Food and Drink 08-07-2020, 01:13 PM
Replies: 5
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Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Colkeegan. Santa Fe Distillery. Offered at cask...

Colkeegan. Santa Fe Distillery. Offered at cask strength, 92 proof. ~$50.
Santa Fe isn't exactly peat country. Appreciable elevation above sea level too.
So they smoke their malt with mesquite....
Forum: Food and Drink 08-07-2020, 01:04 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,201
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
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Forum: Food and Drink 08-07-2020, 01:01 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,201
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Buffets are not open in these counties near me. ...

Buffets are not open in these counties near me.
Statewide mass disemployment may bring Governor Newsom down.
Forum: Politics 08-07-2020, 12:55 PM
Replies: 338
Views: 13,428
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
When you have arguments from data, argument from...

When you have arguments from data, argument from authority won't cut it.
Forum: Current Events 08-07-2020, 12:46 PM
Replies: 2,180
Views: 346,021
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
We aren't getting any global warming at the...

We aren't getting any global warming at the coast. To find the summer, you need to drive inland.
Forum: Current Events 08-07-2020, 12:42 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,688
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
If you don't have your AR-15, you won't be able...

If you don't have your AR-15, you won't be able to do like lawyers do. And just as certainly, you won't improve on it either. And your situation will be dreadful if the rioters mostly peacefully...
Forum: Home Base 07-30-2020, 04:35 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 921
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
"Sometimes???" Nouns put the apostrophe. ...

"Sometimes???" Nouns put the apostrophe. Pronouns do not -- owing to the otherwise inevitable confusion and ambiguity representing the contractions would bring.

Sounds are identical; on the page...
Forum: Home Base 07-30-2020, 04:24 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 362
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I'm still trying to glimpse it. Night skies here...

I'm still trying to glimpse it. Night skies here been hazing up; looks like I'd have to travel, farther than the fields around town. Which does reduce the town's light.
Forum: Current Events 07-30-2020, 04:12 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 782
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Your civil liberties are in better shape than...

Your civil liberties are in better shape than they've been in half a century, and will remain so as long as you don't have Democrats in office. You do need to have an enlightened understanding to...
Forum: Food and Drink 07-30-2020, 04:08 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,201
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Just discovered an Indian place not far from us,...

Just discovered an Indian place not far from us, southeast Oxnard, easy to get at -- Masala Twist is the name. Takeout; chicken tikka, saag paneer, both ordered spicy and they sure were; brown rice....
Forum: Current Events 07-02-2020, 12:05 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,458
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
@tw: next line in the verse is "Nary a one,...

@tw: next line in the verse is "Nary a one, hemipygian."
"Inanition -- there's your position."
Forum: Current Events 07-02-2020, 12:00 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,981
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
That date puts it in the deeps of the 2020 gas...

That date puts it in the deeps of the 2020 gas war -- which seems to have quietly sputtered out.
Forum: Current Events 07-01-2020, 11:55 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 886
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
They don't sound any too ethnic either.

They don't sound any too ethnic either.
Forum: Home Base 07-01-2020, 11:49 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,756
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
But no less a Mad Prop.

But no less a Mad Prop.
Forum: Nothingland 05-24-2020, 04:35 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 839
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
I'm Friday's child, eh?

I'm Friday's child, eh?
Forum: Food and Drink 05-20-2020, 09:55 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,241
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Ding DONG, motherfucker, Ding DONG sounds like...

Ding DONG, motherfucker, Ding DONG sounds like Tim Conway Jr. kicking in your door.

(The senior starred in McHale's Navy.)
Forum: Current Events 05-20-2020, 09:43 PM
Replies: 4,223
Views: 1,080,254
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Wink So, do knobs taste like Brussels sprouts? At all?

So, do knobs taste like Brussels sprouts? At all?
Forum: Nothingland 05-20-2020, 09:33 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,072
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Cool Archaic or obsolete I doubt; I'll use it, no...

Archaic or obsolete I doubt; I'll use it, no hesitation.

Though if there were a schtick about the clueless guy who asks, "Who's this Paul Troon, and what'd he do?" somebody might bring some fun to...
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2020, 10:32 PM
Replies: 1,372
Views: 216,412
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
As of yet nobody's successfully memed up the...

As of yet nobody's successfully memed up the Corvid COVID.
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2020, 10:27 PM
Replies: 1,652
Views: 458,471
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
In a line not reported, "Or we'll spank you right...

In a line not reported, "Or we'll spank you right on your bare ass." Just see if we don't.

Somewhere, Hercule Poirot is learning the *headdesk.* With a hundred year old rolltop. "It sounds like...
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2020, 10:16 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 974
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Prison Pony. Too bad this isn't a jest --...

Prison Pony.

Too bad this isn't a jest -- though it is in the spirit: Flittermouse.

Stilt Antelope.
Forum: Nothingland 05-10-2020, 10:10 PM
Replies: 801
Views: 146,656
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
It will be taken orally because it's really quite...

It will be taken orally because it's really quite nice on a sugar cube.

The Disney Mary Poppins approves.
Forum: Current Events 05-10-2020, 10:03 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,170
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Welp, prices did not stay in the Land Of Surreal...

Welp, prices did not stay in the Land Of Surreal long. West Texas Intermediate 42 gallon barrel is $24-and-change, change maybe depending on which hour of the day you averaged.

With a buyer's...
Forum: Current Events 05-10-2020, 09:51 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,981
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Who recognizes the ref "strictly from...

Who recognizes the ref "strictly from Hungary?"
Forum: Politics 05-10-2020, 09:49 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 670
Posted By Urbane Guerrilla
Well, even without tw's contribution, I can see...

Well, even without tw's contribution, I can see we're enjoying a fit of the sillies.
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