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Forum: Cellar Meta 10-31-2020, 11:19 AM
Replies: 320
Views: 18,146
Posted By lumberjim
Limey, that was awesome of you to do for us. My...

Limey, that was awesome of you to do for us. My family loved you.

Thank you so much! Love you guys! https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201031/ad2d7901eacee69f6f7fd2e7f826a10f.jpg
Forum: Nothingland 10-27-2020, 09:05 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 318
Posted By lumberjim
I know she was mad, but it hurts a lot If only...

I know she was mad, but it hurts a lot
If only I had asked her impression
That wasn't really an invitation

If a blow job in the parking lot
Was entirely out of the question
Forum: Nothingland 10-27-2020, 02:38 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 318
Posted By lumberjim
although I do have to say that had I a known...

although I do have to say
that had I a known it'd be this way
I'd 'ave kept my zipper up and not let it flop
out in the breeze, my weenie please
it's purple and blue from bottom to top


and...
Forum: Nothingland 10-26-2020, 10:44 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 318
Posted By lumberjim
Now it looks like it's been Tied in a knot...

Now it looks like it's been
Tied in a knot with my chin
Hanging down in a grin
But that's not what I came here
To sing about tonight
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-23-2020, 09:58 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 858
Posted By lumberjim
That was said sarcastically. Ute is just done...

That was said sarcastically. Ute is just done with it all.
Forum: Food and Drink 10-22-2020, 07:20 PM
Replies: 1,288
Views: 201,052
Posted By lumberjim
Second that Coffee with cream and no sugar...

Second that

Coffee with cream and no sugar works the same way.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 10-21-2020, 11:09 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,874
Posted By lumberjim
Is there a psychological condition that explains...

Is there a psychological condition that explains this?
Forum: The Internet 10-20-2020, 08:48 PM
Replies: 198
Views: 12,703
Posted By lumberjim
I don't understand they last bit

I don't understand they last bit
Forum: Nothingland 10-20-2020, 08:45 PM
Replies: 247
Views: 28,683
Posted By lumberjim
Good times. I miss Herbie and Yukon...

Good times.

I miss Herbie and Yukon Cornelius.

Next time we're up that way, I'll be sure to drop a North poke Station in.

For now, though, Chalk Bottom will have to do.
Forum: Health 10-20-2020, 08:39 PM
Replies: 812
Views: 43,060
Posted By lumberjim
Well, I see that he's joined the new board, so...

Well, I see that he's joined the new board, so you may yet be able to continue your discourse and loathing.
Forum: Food and Drink 10-20-2020, 08:25 PM
Replies: 1,288
Views: 201,052
Posted By lumberjim
Lady soda ...

Lady soda
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Forum: Cellar Meta 10-20-2020, 08:23 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 9,603
Posted By lumberjim
I think he can only read your post if it's over 5...

I think he can only read your post if it's over 5 years old.
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-20-2020, 07:18 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 858
Posted By lumberjim
Cuz you're old and have nothing else going on

Cuz you're old and have nothing else going on
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-20-2020, 07:30 AM
Replies: 320
Views: 18,146
Posted By lumberjim
Wedding is Oct 30th. Ceremony at 5pm. And thanks!

Wedding is Oct 30th. Ceremony at 5pm. And thanks!
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-19-2020, 06:40 PM
Replies: 320
Views: 18,146
Posted By lumberjim
I'm thinking of just setting my tablet up in a...

I'm thinking of just setting my tablet up in a spot where you can see the ceremony, but lowering my sound.

That way you all could talk to each other but not be heard by the folks in meat space.
...
Forum: Health 10-19-2020, 06:35 PM
Replies: 812
Views: 43,060
Posted By lumberjim
Yet something holds you back. Morals or some...

Yet something holds you back.

Morals or some shit...

I'm ambivalent. I usually only get 2 or 3 lines into his posts before my eyes glaze over, so....
Forum: Health 10-19-2020, 03:29 PM
Replies: 812
Views: 43,060
Posted By lumberjim
wanna ban tw just for funzies?

wanna ban tw just for funzies?
Forum: Food and Drink 10-19-2020, 03:23 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 629
Posted By lumberjim
I drink White Claw seltzers (and other brands) ...

I drink White Claw seltzers (and other brands) My Brother in law calls them Lady Sodas


so now I do too
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-19-2020, 08:11 AM
Replies: 320
Views: 18,146
Posted By lumberjim
I tried getting in at about 4:15 from the boss's...

I tried getting in at about 4:15 from the boss's man cave, but then got pulled back to the party.

I am going to try to set something up for the wedding ceremony. That's only 11 days away!
Forum: Food and Drink 10-19-2020, 08:09 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 629
Posted By lumberjim
Ah, oui.

Ah, oui.
Forum: Food and Drink 10-17-2020, 08:04 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 629
Posted By lumberjim
Mix that with sprite and you're boujie

Mix that with sprite and you're boujie
Forum: Nothingland 10-17-2020, 11:16 AM
Replies: 665
Views: 130,210
Posted By lumberjim
We should let rich win

We should let rich win
Forum: Cellar Meta 10-15-2020, 11:11 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,929
Posted By lumberjim
What's he gonna do, ban me? You've got no...

What's he gonna do, ban me?

You've got no idea, Nancy. I'll abuse you right back to 1981.
Forum: Home Base 10-15-2020, 10:57 PM
Replies: 211
Views: 16,013
Posted By lumberjim
Sundae warned tilt wheel for more head room

Sundae warned tilt wheel for more head room
Forum: Home Base 10-15-2020, 10:55 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,328
Posted By lumberjim
Well no. That would take like 3 days. Maybe...

Well no. That would take like 3 days.

Maybe 4 at your age
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