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Forum: Home Base 01-05-2010, 06:29 PM
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Posted By dar512
It was obstructive, all right - or at least the...

It was obstructive, all right - or at least the kleenex was.
Forum: Home Base 01-05-2010, 02:29 PM
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Posted By dar512
My Mom's grandparents came over from the...

My Mom's grandparents came over from the Alsace-Lorraine area in the 1850s.
Forum: Home Base 01-05-2010, 02:11 PM
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Posted By dar512
Is that word indicative? It's true, though. My...

Is that word indicative? It's true, though. My Mom was 100% German background.
Forum: Home Base 01-05-2010, 01:59 PM
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Posted By dar512
Our first dog took a liking to kleenex. More...

Our first dog took a liking to kleenex. More than once I had to pull a wad of kleenex out of her hinder because it wouldn't pass. That was not my favorite chore.
Forum: Home Base 12-14-2009, 09:19 AM
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Posted By dar512
Many (most?) people who use computers, don't...

Many (most?) people who use computers, don't understand computers.

I am constantly amazed at the number of people that have been using computers for years and yet don't have a clue about the...
Forum: Home Base 12-05-2009, 03:37 PM
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Posted By dar512
Because they're trying to stay away from you? ...

Because they're trying to stay away from you?



I kid. I kid.
Forum: Home Base 12-03-2009, 08:40 AM
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Posted By dar512
Third use. I declare a new Cellar meme. ...

Third use. I declare a new Cellar meme.

Haggis.
Forum: Home Base 11-16-2009, 09:48 AM
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Posted By dar512
I do like that joke, Bruce. I liked it back...

I do like that joke, Bruce. I liked it back here, too. :D

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=224364&postcount=822
Forum: Home Base 09-04-2009, 02:45 PM
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Posted By dar512
Damn straight.

Damn straight.
Forum: Home Base 09-04-2009, 01:29 PM
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Posted By dar512
<grumbles> Kids these days. In my day we had...

<grumbles>
Kids these days. In my day we had to pay for a pass. And we liked it.
</grumbles>
Forum: Home Base 09-03-2009, 09:34 AM
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Posted By dar512
That's "Native American giver" you insensitive...

That's "Native American giver" you insensitive bastard.
Forum: Home Base 09-02-2009, 04:09 PM
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Posted By dar512
Correlation vs. causation

Sometimes the relationship seems obvious:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/decline.png
Forum: Home Base 08-27-2009, 01:53 PM
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Posted By dar512
Just make sure you empty it before the next...

Just make sure you empty it before the next showerer.
Forum: Home Base 08-27-2009, 11:25 AM
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Posted By dar512
Chuckled out loud.

Chuckled out loud.
Forum: Home Base 08-19-2009, 01:30 PM
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Posted By dar512
No I really do get in the tub before turning any...

No I really do get in the tub before turning any water on.

I've got one like below (not mine, but indicative). Pretty standard I think. I get in the tub and turn the water on to warm. Sure...
Forum: Home Base 08-14-2009, 11:45 PM
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Posted By dar512
Depends on how your shower works, I guess. I run...

Depends on how your shower works, I guess. I run the water from the spigot until it's decent, then pull the knob that makes the water come from the shower head.
Forum: Home Base 08-14-2009, 02:59 PM
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Posted By dar512
Me. This may be true for most people, but...

Me.


This may be true for most people, but I seem to magnetically attract dirt. I think it's my super power.
Forum: Home Base 08-05-2009, 09:11 AM
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Posted By dar512
Great site (http://thereifixedit.com/). As big a...

Great site (http://thereifixedit.com/). As big a time-waster as the lolcats (http://icanhascheezburger.com/) site.
Forum: Home Base 06-26-2009, 09:03 AM
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Posted By dar512
And the patients are sick and tired of being sick...

And the patients are sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Forum: Home Base 06-19-2009, 09:47 AM
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Posted By dar512
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising...

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's...
Forum: Home Base 06-12-2009, 11:13 AM
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Posted By dar512
My wife is half Italian. It's all factual...

My wife is half Italian. It's all factual AFAICT.

My first visit to Mrs. Dar's Italian side of the family was an eye opener. We arrived at her cousin's house ~ 3pm. We were due to have dinner...
Forum: Home Base 03-30-2009, 01:53 PM
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Posted By dar512
That one's good too Shel.

That one's good too Shel.
Forum: Home Base 03-30-2009, 01:22 PM
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Posted By dar512
Gave me a chuckle.

Gave me a chuckle.
Forum: Home Base 03-04-2009, 04:35 PM
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Posted By dar512
:lol2: Good one, Pie. I'll have to use that...

:lol2:
Good one, Pie. I'll have to use that at work.
Forum: Home Base 01-09-2009, 01:30 PM
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Posted By dar512
It's a sure indicator that you are a geek when...

It's a sure indicator that you are a geek when you start doing math on the numbers in a joke.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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