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Forum: Current Events 12-29-2009, 12:29 PM
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Posted By dar512
:rolleyes: You are well on your way to becoming a...

:rolleyes: You are well on your way to becoming a caricature, Merc.
Forum: Current Events 09-24-2009, 09:01 AM
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Posted By dar512
Kay: guess I'll have to buy the White Album...

Kay: guess I'll have to buy the White Album again...
Forum: Current Events 09-21-2009, 09:57 PM
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Posted By dar512
A Welsh municipality has renamed a British...

A Welsh municipality has renamed a British pudding because workers tired of the snickers caused from its double-entendre name.

Spotted Dick will henceforth be known as ... Spotted Richard...
Forum: Current Events 08-27-2009, 11:29 AM
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Posted By dar512
Believe it or not, I've heard of this guy. I had...

Believe it or not, I've heard of this guy. I had been reading this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths) a couple of days ago.
Forum: Current Events 07-13-2009, 10:17 AM
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Posted By dar512
More stupid news. Daughter falls into manhole...

More stupid news. Daughter falls into manhole while texting.

And the parents are suing the city.

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/07/girl-falls-into-manhole-while-texting-parents-sue/
Forum: Current Events 07-09-2009, 12:17 PM
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Posted By dar512
Tom (singing): I fell into a vat of chocolate. I...

Tom (singing): I fell into a vat of chocolate. I fell into a vat of chocolate...

Dick (singing): What’d you do when you fell in the chocolate?

Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day...

Tom...
Forum: Current Events 06-22-2009, 08:55 AM
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Posted By dar512
Proof that if you don't keep your dog on a leash,...

Proof that if you don't keep your dog on a leash, you could be trampled by cows (http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/06/22/uk.cows.trampling/index.html?iref=mpstoryview).
Forum: Current Events 06-04-2009, 10:56 AM
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Posted By dar512
Eyebrow shaver considered a weapon...

Eyebrow shaver considered a weapon (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090604/ap_on_fe_st/odd_shaver_explusion;_ylt=Aj.KsfQEMs.aBseHFR82r2Bar7sF).

WTF?

and also WTF is an eyebrow shaver?
Forum: Current Events 03-17-2009, 09:20 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By dar512
Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Forum: Current Events 03-17-2009, 09:11 AM
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Posted By dar512
I'd vote for her. Talk about taking direct...

I'd vote for her. Talk about taking direct action.

Plus I like the fact that she checked her work and didn't go off half-cocked.
Forum: Current Events 12-18-2008, 08:48 AM
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Posted By dar512
Those crazy scots

They're testing the effects of Christmas music on sharks (http://news.scotsman.com/uk/There39s-some-fin-about-that.4799102.jp).

All I can say is they're lucky those sharks don't have fricken...
Forum: Current Events 10-28-2008, 02:20 PM
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Posted By dar512
New bumper sticker - "Hang up the phone and...

New bumper sticker - "Hang up the phone and shit."
Forum: Current Events 10-10-2008, 09:31 AM
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Posted By dar512
It was a dolphin that knocked out a Florida...

It was a dolphin that knocked out a Florida boater.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,435341,00.html

*All the news that fits*
Forum: Current Events 09-09-2008, 04:51 PM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,428,755
Posted By dar512
snopes says this one is false, but it makes me...

snopes says this one is false, but it makes me laugh anyway.

[Arkansas Democrat Gazette]:"Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on...
Forum: Current Events 06-18-2008, 03:57 PM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By dar512
or two yardsticks.

or two yardsticks.
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