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Forum: Home Base 05-05-2013, 07:53 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
So I went to the zoo and visited the Orang Utan. ...

So I went to the zoo and visited the Orang Utan. I gave him copies of the Origin of Species and the Bible. Now he's trying to figure out if he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.
Forum: Home Base 04-28-2013, 09:40 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Apparently, 3.14 % of sailors are pi-rates.

Apparently, 3.14 % of sailors are pi-rates.
Forum: Home Base 03-19-2013, 06:48 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
I guess the front of the sweatshirt has Mickey's...

I guess the front of the sweatshirt has Mickey's head sticking out in the manner of a baby Xenomorph emerging from the wearer's chest.

Which raises a bunch of possibilities of wearing it as it is,...
Forum: Home Base 02-07-2013, 04:18 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
42745

42745
Forum: Home Base 12-24-2012, 04:51 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
I like CIG butts...

I like CIG butts...
Forum: Home Base 10-10-2012, 02:43 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
If life gives you melons, get checked for...

If life gives you melons, get checked for dyslexia.
Forum: Home Base 10-08-2012, 06:14 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
No, no, Tiger fart. Tora-no-kaze. Not Toro.

No, no, Tiger fart. Tora-no-kaze. Not Toro.
Forum: Home Base 10-07-2012, 10:04 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Monstah, that's Pak man.

Monstah, that's Pak man.
Forum: Home Base 10-03-2012, 11:37 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Come to search for it ... no, it doesn't seem...

Come to search for it ... no, it doesn't seem there is. :blush:

Imma make one.

ETA here ya go

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=832978
Forum: Home Base 10-03-2012, 11:21 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Sorry, V, but that is a :redcard: for blatant...

Sorry, V, but that is a :redcard: for blatant political humor in the general humor thread.

Isn't there a political jokes thread for that?
Forum: Home Base 07-25-2012, 06:13 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Yeah, but in some of those universes, Matt Damon...

Yeah, but in some of those universes, Matt Damon is a male to female transsexual, and she likes it missionary style.
Forum: Home Base 07-24-2012, 05:26 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
You know what's really disturbing? In...

You know what's really disturbing?


In some of those alternate universes ... You. Are. Straight.


And we're checking out chicks at the beach. :D
Forum: Home Base 07-21-2012, 10:12 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Discussing Wittgenstein over a game of baccarat,...

Discussing Wittgenstein over a game of baccarat, I hope.
Forum: Home Base 07-21-2012, 08:53 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Okay this should be in the nightmares thread.

Okay this should be in the nightmares thread.
Forum: Home Base 07-20-2012, 06:14 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Okay, I hereby renounce all interest in the...

Okay, I hereby renounce all interest in the Everett Interpretation of quantum physics.
Forum: Home Base 07-19-2012, 06:42 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
:lol: Damn, Grav, you got burned there! :lol: ...

:lol: Damn, Grav, you got burned there! :lol:


and you're a plagiarist. ;)
Forum: Home Base 05-17-2012, 07:01 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Disobedient dog called herpes. bitch just...

Disobedient dog called herpes.

bitch just won't heel.
Forum: Home Base 04-12-2012, 06:42 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Back before the European Union, a businessman...

Back before the European Union, a businessman from Hamburg went to France for a holiday. He got to the border passport control. The French official asked him:
"Your name, please?"
"Herr Gunter...
Forum: Home Base 03-14-2012, 05:26 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Woah .... Zen Sarcasm ... whoooaaahhh .....

Woah .... Zen Sarcasm ... whoooaaahhh .....
Forum: Home Base 03-09-2012, 09:37 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Like gastral reflux.

Like gastral reflux.
Forum: Home Base 02-27-2012, 06:35 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
http://boingboing.net/2012/02/27/scientific-paper-...

http://boingboing.net/2012/02/27/scientific-paper-of-the-day-h.html
Forum: Home Base 01-20-2012, 05:33 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
:notworthy

:notworthy
Forum: Home Base 12-12-2011, 05:08 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Not sure ... 5 star rating?

Not sure ... 5 star rating?
Forum: Home Base 12-03-2011, 03:14 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Tora! Long time no see. How ya been?

Tora! Long time no see. How ya been?
Forum: Home Base 10-22-2011, 07:32 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Oh this meme is doing a lot of work lately. :lol:

Oh this meme is doing a lot of work lately. :lol:
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