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Forum: Nothingland 06-17-2013, 07:38 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
I have enough smalls to go 15 days between...

I have enough smalls to go 15 days between washes.

And I do.
Forum: Nothingland 06-06-2013, 10:56 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Stop it before you blind go. ;)

Stop it before you blind go. ;)
Forum: Nothingland 04-17-2013, 09:52 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
I'm sorry, I'm still stuck at the fact that this...

I'm sorry, I'm still stuck at the fact that this woman had a ten year old in the front seat apparently without a seat belt or age-appropriate safety harness.

Lady, you want an autistic kid, or an...
Forum: Nothingland 03-21-2013, 08:35 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Road trip! Can you all get by without me for a...

Road trip! Can you all get by without me for a week or two? Hope so. :driving:
Forum: Nothingland 03-13-2013, 06:03 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
WhyTF did Warner Bros hate cats so much?

WhyTF did Warner Bros hate cats so much?
Forum: Nothingland 02-28-2013, 11:23 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
I actually came here to post, I like lychees. ...

I actually came here to post, I like lychees. Partly, they are healthy and yummy, but also, I am amused by the confusion caused at the supermarket checkout ... "umm, what are these?"
Forum: Nothingland 02-28-2013, 11:22 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
The bandolier is cool, I think that should be...

The bandolier is cool, I think that should be more common - we as a culture ought to de-mystify menstruation. Being jokingly open about carrying tampons is a start.

But I am rather disturbed by...
Forum: Nothingland 02-28-2013, 04:24 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
So you're a cyborg. I, for one, welcome...

So you're a cyborg.


I, for one, welcome etc.
Forum: Nothingland 02-12-2013, 08:20 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Cut foot holes and wear it to Walmart.

Cut foot holes and wear it to Walmart.
Forum: Nothingland 02-06-2013, 05:43 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Where else to put this? Worlds oldest d20...

Where else to put this?

Worlds oldest d20 found.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57547697-1/ancient-d20-die-emerges-from-the-ashes-of-time/
Forum: Nothingland 01-16-2013, 09:40 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Terry Pratchett's cruel refinement, as designed...

Terry Pratchett's cruel refinement, as designed by Lord Vetinari ...

Sit in the waiting room of his office, with a clock with a loud but slightly irregular tick.

TICK ... TICK ... TICK .........
Forum: Nothingland 01-08-2013, 05:41 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Sure, it was your last status update.

Sure, it was your last status update.
Forum: Nothingland 01-07-2013, 09:38 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Is there an official record for the amount of...

Is there an official record for the amount of mucous produced by one sinus in 24 hours? Cause I think I'd be a contender if I had been stockpiling this gunk.
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2013, 04:48 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
BS, sistah. Gettin a new dawg is totally...

BS, sistah. Gettin a new dawg is totally threadworthy.
Forum: Nothingland 01-05-2013, 03:09 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
:eek: ... hey, wait a minute ... ...

:eek:

... hey, wait a minute ...

:lol:

This isn't post-whoring, MTP, that's worth it's own thread.
Forum: Nothingland 12-26-2012, 06:49 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Indeed, I think this brings up the strange...

Indeed, I think this brings up the strange reverence that many Americans have for the constitution. The Founding Fathers may well have been "right" for their time, but things change - technology,...
Forum: Nothingland 12-24-2012, 06:06 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
I just learned that the indigenous people of...

I just learned that the indigenous people of Vancouver Island are the Kwakwaka'wakw.

Go on, say it. Three times, if you still aren't smiling.
Forum: Nothingland 12-12-2012, 05:12 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Hobo sashimi?

Hobo sashimi?
Forum: Nothingland 12-11-2012, 06:55 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Yeah, but you go through a hell of a lot of clown...

Yeah, but you go through a hell of a lot of clown suits.
Forum: Nothingland 11-29-2012, 04:29 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Sundae, I'm not sure it would work in your...

Sundae, I'm not sure it would work in your situation, but you can turn a left glove into a right glove by pulling it inside out.

Of course, if the glove has already been used ... eewww...
Forum: Nothingland 10-30-2012, 07:26 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Inflatable is pretty much an optimistic synonym...

Inflatable is pretty much an optimistic synonym for deflatable. Just sayin.
Forum: Nothingland 09-04-2012, 07:52 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Well, ahem, Anon (giggles) ... you probably know...

Well, ahem, Anon (giggles) ... you probably know this already, but I'd just like to say:

This is your chance to be heard. Speak loud and clear and long. Back up your facts with examples. Show...
Forum: Nothingland 08-12-2012, 07:20 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
<-- envious. Very poor conditions for...

<-- envious.

Very poor conditions for viewing the Perseids down under this year. Sounds like you had a great view.
Forum: Nothingland 07-27-2012, 07:55 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Howdy Ms Sexton! I don't know that we ever...

Howdy Ms Sexton!

I don't know that we ever named the monkey - it's based on the saying about an infinite number of monkeys playing on an infinite number of typewriters. We have a poster called...
Forum: Nothingland 06-15-2012, 08:34 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
1. Take a photo of the building from a fixed...

1. Take a photo of the building from a fixed spot.
2. Set up a single kick-arse floodlight at that spot. Turn other lights off.
3. Use the photo to design some transparent slide to throw...
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