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Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-24-2013, 07:50 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Prehistoric Internet Porn: ...

Prehistoric Internet Porn:

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/prehistoric-internet-porn-hackers-ASCII-pr0n
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-13-2013, 02:32 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
I acknowledge your walk-in store selling...

I acknowledge your walk-in store selling handerpants ... and reply with this Japanese vending machine selling sexy underwear for your smartphone.

Sumaato pantsu!
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-11-2013, 07:46 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
V ... wow.

V ... wow.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-10-2013, 07:47 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Only mildly NSFW, but plenty of WTF? to make up...

Only mildly NSFW, but plenty of WTF? to make up for that.

Handerpants! Because ... well, why not?

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Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-08-2013, 11:21 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
So that's what a bitch-ass hoe is.

So that's what a bitch-ass hoe is.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 03-21-2013, 02:03 AM
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Posted By ZenGum
Unless you're hoping for fronds with benefits.

Unless you're hoping for fronds with benefits.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 11-30-2012, 05:29 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
It's a simple rule. Fingers OUTSIDE the trigger...

It's a simple rule. Fingers OUTSIDE the trigger guard until you have decided to shoot off in your undies.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 09-29-2012, 05:26 PM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
He's not singing much anymore though, he's a...

He's not singing much anymore though, he's a little hoarse now.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 09-04-2012, 07:49 PM
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Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
"For her pleasure".

"For her pleasure".
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 09-04-2012, 07:35 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Dude should see his doctor about all those lumps.

Dude should see his doctor about all those lumps.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 08-25-2012, 08:19 PM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
I'm not even going to play the video. I can see...

I'm not even going to play the video. I can see a still. That is enough.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-15-2012, 01:24 AM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
Yeah, but that chick is clearly empowered and...

Yeah, but that chick is clearly empowered and active in full subject-hood, whereas the dude is passive and in the role of the object of the actions.

And he's enjoying it.

The slut.

:bolt:...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 07-14-2012, 08:48 PM
Replies: 5,124
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Posted By ZenGum
Minor adjustment. :D

Minor adjustment. :D
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-29-2012, 11:53 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
Figger? I didn't even kiss her!

Figger? I didn't even kiss her!
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-15-2012, 09:06 PM
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Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
[Insert boner joke here.] 39112

[Insert boner joke here.]

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Forum: Quality Images and Videos 06-13-2012, 07:08 AM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
Not "Mmmmmwmwwfff!"?

Not "Mmmmmwmwwfff!"?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 05-28-2012, 08:03 AM
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Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
It was funny, that's the mane thing.

It was funny, that's the mane thing.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 05-23-2012, 02:12 AM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
For a moment, you wouldn't know if you were...

For a moment, you wouldn't know if you were coming or going.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 05-22-2012, 10:42 PM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
But what if the elephant tramples you to death a...

But what if the elephant tramples you to death a few seconds before you orgasm? Good or bad way to go?
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 05-22-2012, 09:09 PM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting...

Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 05-22-2012, 07:59 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
A question of priorities, there.

A question of priorities, there.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 04-16-2012, 07:31 PM
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Posted By ZenGum
:lol:

:lol:
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 04-03-2012, 07:00 AM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
Th Huffpo has a full set of pictures ...

Th Huffpo has a full set of pictures

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/02/smithfield-horse-fair-garda-policeman_n_1396797.html
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 04-03-2012, 01:20 AM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
Good one V. Seriously, that horse must be so...

Good one V.

Seriously, that horse must be so badly in need of a good root it is cruelty to not let it get some.

Only, like, with another horse, would probably be best.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 04-02-2012, 11:49 PM
Replies: 5,124
Views: 2,950,891
Posted By ZenGum
Oh, it's just a bit of horseplay.

Oh, it's just a bit of horseplay.
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