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Forum: Home Base 04-11-2013, 10:32 PM
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Forum: Home Base 02-22-2008, 12:05 AM
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Posted By zippyt
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and...

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."...
Forum: Home Base 02-05-2007, 04:43 PM
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Posted By zippyt
Don't froget the hip boots There Footie

Don't froget the hip boots There Footie
Forum: Home Base 06-12-2006, 05:33 PM
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Posted By zippyt
Sorry in advance Ladys , How do you make a...

Sorry in advance Ladys ,

How do you make a woman pick cotton ??


Light her string ;)
Forum: Home Base 06-12-2006, 08:45 AM
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Posted By zippyt
The first rule in a tastless joke is it HAS TO BE...

The first rule in a tastless joke is it HAS TO BE FUNNY.

Aussie humor I guess .
Forum: Home Base 06-12-2006, 07:58 AM
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Posted By zippyt
skysidhe, That was JUST a joke , NOT...

skysidhe,

That was JUST a joke , NOT from presonal experence .
Forum: Home Base 06-11-2006, 09:38 PM
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Posted By zippyt
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged...

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his
hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one would
dispute that. Then he said that they could blindfold him...
Forum: Home Base 05-29-2006, 11:15 PM
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Posted By zippyt
some thing like this Foot ??

some thing like this Foot ??
Forum: Home Base 03-03-2006, 10:07 PM
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Posted By zippyt
I got stoped on a bike by a cop with a radar gun...

I got stoped on a bike by a cop with a radar gun ,
Cop yelling "PULL OVER !!!!!"
Me " can I help you officer ??"
Cop " do you know how fast you were going ??
Me " No sir "
Cop " you were...
Forum: Home Base 02-26-2006, 08:20 PM
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Posted By zippyt
Three old black ladies were preparing for their...

Three old black ladies were preparing for their first plane flight.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties on dis flight."
"Why you gonna wear...
Forum: Home Base 01-19-2006, 04:35 PM
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Posted By zippyt
This may nave been posted befor , but I just...

This may nave been posted befor , but I just found it

The Pianist

This bloke with Tourette's Syndrome walks into the most exclusive restaurant in town.

'Where's the pissing, motherfucking...
Forum: Home Base 10-02-2005, 01:13 AM
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Posted By zippyt
Now Don't start THAT again !!!! Clearly its a...

Now Don't start THAT again !!!!
Clearly its a shark , see-m-gills , see-at-fin , see-em-teef !!!!!
Forum: Home Base 09-25-2005, 11:29 PM
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Posted By zippyt
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this...

Dear Husband:



I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show

for it. These last two weeks...
Forum: Home Base 09-18-2005, 03:17 PM
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Posted By zippyt
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot...

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion.

The true story has recently been revealed by the...
Forum: Home Base 09-01-2005, 01:23 PM
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Posted By zippyt
I didn't think it was THAT complicated !!!!

I didn't think it was THAT complicated !!!!
Forum: Home Base 08-06-2005, 11:41 PM
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Posted By zippyt
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and...

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customersand said,
"About 2 hours "
The guy left.
A few...
Forum: Home Base 05-09-2005, 08:31 PM
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Posted By zippyt
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting...

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly
grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The...
Forum: Home Base 02-11-2005, 10:27 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By zippyt
GOOD ONE !!!!! Once a Marine , ALLWAYS a...

GOOD ONE !!!!!
Once a Marine , ALLWAYS a Marine !!!!!
"Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah! OO-Rah!"
Forum: Home Base 12-31-2004, 12:22 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By zippyt
how many mice does it take to screw in a lite...

how many mice does it take to screw in a lite bulb ????
Forum: Home Base 10-22-2004, 08:16 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By zippyt
AHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!! But he deserves it...

AHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!
But he deserves it !!!!!!
Forum: Home Base 09-19-2004, 01:05 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By zippyt
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you...

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm callin' about my neighbor, Billy Bob Pavon. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
...
Forum: Home Base 07-25-2004, 08:02 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By zippyt
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining...

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a
candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile
hand, tears running down her face. Her praying
roused him from his slumber. He looked up and...
Forum: Home Base 07-11-2004, 10:46 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By zippyt
Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the...

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.

He also was quite a spiritual person.

Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat...
Forum: Home Base 06-21-2004, 10:54 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By zippyt
ARRIVING IN FRANCE Touche'! The elderly...

ARRIVING IN FRANCE

Touche'!

The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

"You've been to France before, monsieur?" the customs...
Forum: Home Base 06-21-2004, 10:52 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By zippyt
A guy walks into the local welfare office,...

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the...
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