Forum: Home Base
08-21-2004, 09:01 PM
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This was related as a true story.
Eric...
This was related as a true story.
Eric Douglas, the lesser well known son of Kirk Douglas, was performing stand-up in a West end theatre. His jokes were poor, the delivery stilted and the timing...
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Forum: Home Base
08-19-2004, 04:21 AM
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Ha ha- reminiscent of an old classic.
A young...
Ha ha- reminiscent of an old classic.
A young man takes a cute girl to the fair where they go on a few rides. He asks her what she wants to do next and she replies that she wants to get weighed. He...
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Forum: Home Base
07-28-2004, 08:42 AM
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Forum: Home Base
07-27-2004, 11:10 PM
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Replies: 6,071
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A maori shearing gang have left the winter cold...
A maori shearing gang have left the winter cold of New Zealand for a holiday in the Australian outback. Being practical types they stay at pubs so there's no need to move about much. Only two days...
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Forum: Home Base
03-07-2004, 08:50 AM
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Forum: Home Base
02-27-2004, 11:41 PM
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Replies: 6,071
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An intrepid explorer is captured by a tribe of...
An intrepid explorer is captured by a tribe of Congo headhunters. Their chief declares, "I will allow you to go free if you pass three tests.
"Fair enough" says the bloke.
'First" says the Chief,...
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Forum: Home Base
01-23-2004, 09:55 AM
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Replies: 6,071
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Forum: Home Base
01-21-2004, 10:11 PM
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Replies: 6,071
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Forum: Home Base
01-21-2004, 10:07 PM
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Replies: 6,071
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Forum: Home Base
01-21-2004, 09:09 AM
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Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,768
A poor bloke has been strande on a deserted...
A poor bloke has been strande on a deserted island for quite some time when Elle McPherson and her drowned partner's luggage wash ashore.
It's not long before an intimate relationship is established...
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Forum: Home Base
01-19-2004, 11:41 PM
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Replies: 6,071
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Shortly after being created Adam is wandering...
Shortly after being created Adam is wandering morosely around Eden muttering under his breath.
God's voice booms down " Whats wrong my son? "
" Well pretty much everything is perfect but I can't...
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Forum: Home Base
01-19-2004, 01:30 AM
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Replies: 6,071
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1- When the Captain of a warship asks the...
1- When the Captain of a warship asks the helmsman " How's the head" he is asking for the ships heading.
2- The helmsman can be as lowly as a seaman in rank as he/she does no free thinking, simply...
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Forum: Home Base
01-19-2004, 01:15 AM
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Replies: 6,071
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Two intrepid explorers, Robbo and Davo come...
Two intrepid explorers, Robbo and Davo come across a clearing in the jungle and, to their dismay, come face to face with the largest lion they've ever seen.
Immediately Davo crouches down and begins...
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