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Forum: Nothingland 01-04-2010, 06:21 PM
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Posted By Elspode
You know, I'd tend to think that Pilau would be...

You know, I'd tend to think that Pilau would be happy most days simply because he can easily lick his balls. Unless, of course, you took him to be tutored.
Forum: Nothingland 10-25-2009, 03:19 PM
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Posted By Elspode
I am deliriously happy today that I am no longer...

I am deliriously happy today that I am no longer a Chiefs season ticket holder.
Forum: Nothingland 12-05-2008, 07:53 PM
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Posted By Elspode
Did you get laid by a stranger?

Did you get laid by a stranger?
Forum: Nothingland 11-30-2008, 01:30 PM
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Posted By Elspode
We got some of that, too. Not giving me the same...

We got some of that, too. Not giving me the same jolly feeling you're getting out of it, though. But then, you run through freezing mud. :p
Forum: Nothingland 10-14-2008, 06:29 PM
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Posted By Elspode
I'm happy because I seem to have survived the...

I'm happy because I seem to have survived the bulk of this rather ridiculously busy day.
Forum: Nothingland 10-12-2008, 08:23 PM
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Posted By Elspode
"The Jerk" is on cable right now. I am in near...

"The Jerk" is on cable right now. I am in near delirious happiness because of this.
Forum: Nothingland 08-12-2008, 09:10 PM
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Posted By Elspode
I'm happy today because, after a lengthy hiatus,...

I'm happy today because, after a lengthy hiatus, I am able to spend time with Leslie again. Now, we'll see if that is to be an ongoing thing, or if it will be otherwise.
Forum: Nothingland 08-10-2008, 11:09 AM
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Posted By Elspode
I've never seen that particular iteration of Star...

I've never seen that particular iteration of Star Trek, Dana.
Forum: Nothingland 08-09-2008, 10:53 PM
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Posted By Elspode
Dude next door was mowing his lawn, then...

Dude next door was mowing his lawn, then stopped...until we began the ceremony, then he started again, and continued until the ceremony ended...and then quit.

We also have a dragstrip a mile away....
Forum: Nothingland 08-09-2008, 08:41 PM
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Posted By Elspode
Cough? Howscome?

Cough? Howscome?
Forum: Nothingland 08-09-2008, 04:48 PM
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Posted By Elspode
I'm happy today because last night, Selene and...

I'm happy today because last night, Selene and her partner Kaleigh were handfasted in our magickal backyard. Over 70 of our friends and loved ones were in attendance. The ceremony was conducted by...
Forum: Nothingland 08-04-2008, 09:36 PM
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Posted By Elspode
Well, crap, Zip. Not only did I miss getting to...

Well, crap, Zip. Not only did I miss getting to meet you and Carol, I missed you fambly as well.
Forum: Nothingland 04-26-2008, 09:24 PM
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Posted By Elspode
Okay. I'm happy. Verging on deliriously so. ...

Okay. I'm happy. Verging on deliriously so. Even so, I have a slight mixed feeling. One of the things that is making me happy is also giving me pause today.

The main thrust of my day today has...
Forum: Nothingland 04-26-2008, 08:52 PM
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Posted By Elspode
Damn, SG...you are so smoldering hot. Is it...

Damn, SG...you are so smoldering hot. Is it painful to be so damn sexy?
Forum: Nothingland 04-09-2008, 08:04 PM
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Posted By Elspode
This is listed somewhere else in The Cellar as...

This is listed somewhere else in The Cellar as "something you really don't want to know or see"...really.

Do a Google search for "tub girl", and watch the resultant video...but be warned...have...
Forum: Nothingland 04-09-2008, 08:03 PM
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Views: 8,262,522
Posted By Elspode
Me too...isn't that *weird*? Whenever I've just...

Me too...isn't that *weird*? Whenever I've just finished cleaning, and the place is looking and smelling great, or after I've done a really bang up job in the yard, I like to sit back and soak it...
Forum: Nothingland 11-07-2007, 09:00 PM
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Posted By Elspode
Junior Olympics Nationals?! Wow. That is tres...

Junior Olympics Nationals?! Wow. That is tres cool. Congrats!
Forum: Nothingland 11-04-2007, 12:11 AM
Replies: 12,807
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Posted By Elspode
I am happy that I was able to spend a couple of...

I am happy that I was able to spend a couple of pleasant hours visiting with the woman with whom I most want to once again be intimate in the not too distant future (apart from my wife, of course,...
Forum: Nothingland 10-03-2007, 10:02 PM
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Posted By Elspode
Can I borrow the other one, then?

Can I borrow the other one, then?
Forum: Nothingland 09-12-2007, 02:27 PM
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Posted By Elspode
Hey, that's great. They have Retsin in 'em , you...

Hey, that's great. They have Retsin in 'em , you know.
Forum: Nothingland 09-08-2007, 12:08 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,262,522
Posted By Elspode
Me! Had lunch with LR today on the Plaza at an...

Me! Had lunch with LR today on the Plaza at an Irish (simulated) pub.

She is as wonderful as I'd always known she would be. Maybe moreso.

We really need to put together a national get...
Forum: Nothingland 09-05-2007, 06:33 PM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,262,522
Posted By Elspode
What's making me happy? See what's making me...

What's making me happy? See what's making me unhappy thread. It was a twofer.
Forum: Nothingland 09-05-2007, 06:31 PM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,262,522
Posted By Elspode
I've seen your picture. I'd like to bump you, if...

I've seen your picture. I'd like to bump you, if it weren't for all that snot and stuff... :rolleyes:
Forum: Nothingland 08-19-2007, 12:34 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,262,522
Posted By Elspode
Rock on, Nana! My happiness today derives...

Rock on, Nana!

My happiness today derives from great date last night, nice day with Selene today. Finally saw HPatOotP...IMAX 3D. Was a bit disappointed to find that there was only 10 minutes of...
Forum: Nothingland 06-23-2007, 11:04 AM
Replies: 12,807
Views: 8,262,522
Posted By Elspode
I'm willing to take that risk. Pity to let such...

I'm willing to take that risk. Pity to let such lovely assets go unused. At least you can't say that no one is interested.
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