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Forum: Home Base 06-30-2012, 02:08 PM
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Posted By Rhianne
I bought a strobe light today but when I got the...

I bought a strobe light today but when I got the thing back home it refused to work on any of the different settings.

I went back to the store. "Have you tried switching it off and on?" asked the...
Forum: Home Base 06-17-2011, 06:03 PM
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Posted By Rhianne
I went out into the garden today and was shocked...

I went out into the garden today and was shocked to find my ex-husband lying face down in the grass.

The stupid dog had dug him up again.
Forum: Home Base 08-18-2010, 10:18 AM
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Posted By Rhianne
Two flies were sitting on (I'm sorry about this)...

Two flies were sitting on (I'm sorry about this) some dog shit. Suddenly one of them farts and the other looks at him disgusted, "Do you mind", he says, "I'm trying to eat my dinner here".
Forum: Home Base 09-08-2007, 05:39 PM
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Posted By Rhianne
Two lions were laying down in the heat of the...

Two lions were laying down in the heat of the African sun, one licking the other one's bottom (OK, its arse!), a third lion walked past aghast and asked, "what the hell are you doing that for."
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