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Forum: Relationships 09-27-2010, 08:53 PM
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Posted By kerosene
That's probably wise. Next thing you know you...

That's probably wise. Next thing you know you would have a pimp in pink glasses hangin out in your driveway.
Forum: Relationships 08-12-2010, 03:14 PM
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Posted By kerosene
I knew I picked the wrong phone. Dangit!

I knew I picked the wrong phone. Dangit!
Forum: Relationships 08-10-2010, 10:51 AM
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Posted By kerosene
I completely forgot about this thread. I...

I completely forgot about this thread.

I don't have anything related to say, though.
Forum: Relationships 08-27-2007, 11:44 PM
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Posted By kerosene
PW, with the oral thing, make sure she knows how...

PW, with the oral thing, make sure she knows how much you enjoy doing it with her. I know I have been self conscious about it in the past. Help her focus on herself and what she is feeling down...
Forum: Relationships 05-30-2007, 08:40 PM
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Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
It's called the sex thread. Where people talk...

It's called the sex thread. Where people talk about shrimping boats and oreo cookies, of course.
Forum: Relationships 05-23-2007, 08:05 PM
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Posted By kerosene
I wanted to emphasize this part of the post ^. :D

I wanted to emphasize this part of the post ^. :D
Forum: Relationships 07-14-2005, 05:06 PM
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Posted By kerosene
Thanks, BigV. The boy in the front is mine. He...

Thanks, BigV. The boy in the front is mine. He "turned back into Clark Kent" for the wedding. Afterwards, of course, he was Superman. The girl is Dakota's. There is another boy behind Dakota's...
Forum: Relationships 07-14-2005, 04:58 PM
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Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
well, if Lifetime or Sports center or whatever...

well, if Lifetime or Sports center or whatever isn't available, my brain will find all kinds of other distractions. I am not sure which causes which...bad sex causes distractions, or distractions...
Forum: Relationships 07-14-2005, 04:00 PM
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Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
That link was hilarious! Thanks for posting it,...

That link was hilarious! Thanks for posting it, BigV.

Bad sex only becomes bad when I start analyzing EVERYTHING and can't keep my attention span. I think I have adult sex ADD sometimes. It's...
Forum: Relationships 07-13-2005, 09:21 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
I think I let go of the weird repressed...

I think I let go of the weird repressed sexuality/"god is going to send me to hell with the voice of my dad" syndrome a long time ago. Though the beliefs my family had while I was growing up...
Forum: Relationships 07-12-2005, 11:14 AM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
Thanks for the congrats! We are pretty broke...

Thanks for the congrats! We are pretty broke right now, so the ceremony was very simple and nice. only our parents, my brother and my best friend showed up, plus our kids were there, but other than...
Forum: Relationships 07-10-2005, 05:56 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
Speaking of spouses...Dakota and I just got...

Speaking of spouses...Dakota and I just got married last night. :D
Forum: Relationships 07-07-2005, 04:45 PM
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Posted By kerosene
just cowhead's. most other's aren't too...

just cowhead's. most other's aren't too difficult. :D
Forum: Relationships 07-07-2005, 04:19 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
Well, that is true. I hadn't really thought of...

Well, that is true. I hadn't really thought of it that way.
Forum: Relationships 07-07-2005, 04:10 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
Does anyone? :lol:

Does anyone? :lol:
Forum: Relationships 07-02-2005, 01:05 AM
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Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
marks are okay...no serious pain though...like I...

marks are okay...no serious pain though...like I guess no intentional blood. No marks in obvious places. It's difficult to present yourself as a professional with bitemarks on your neck in a...
Forum: Relationships 06-27-2005, 12:29 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
I was just teasing Bri.

I was just teasing Bri.
Forum: Relationships 06-25-2005, 10:40 PM
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Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
I thought you weren't bi, Bri??? :(

I thought you weren't bi, Bri??? :(
Forum: Relationships 06-25-2005, 12:39 AM
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Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
In my opinion, sex before marriage can be...

In my opinion, sex before marriage can be healthy. Sorry if that ruffles feathers (and I am not advocating sexual experimentation at too young a maturity level) but I think the dillusional belief...
Forum: Relationships 06-10-2005, 09:01 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
Okay, found it...

Okay, found it (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Sounding) . Probably NSFW.
Forum: Relationships 06-10-2005, 08:50 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
So, while searching for the definition for...

So, while searching for the definition for "sounding" I came across this link, which I think will help those of you suffering from bleach eyes. It isn't quite what I had expected to find, but then...
Forum: Relationships 06-04-2005, 05:46 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
Stacey's first 2 points are the biggest reason I...

Stacey's first 2 points are the biggest reason I don't go giving blowjobs every day to my man. Ugh. Sorry if that is a bit anal...er...nitpicky...I just can't stand that smell. Once it is not...
Forum: Relationships 06-02-2005, 04:51 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
Yeah, yeah. Well, at least we have our own...

Yeah, yeah. Well, at least we have our own personal slaves by the age of 8 or 9. :D Er...wait...no, it's me that becomes a personal slave. Nevermind.
Forum: Relationships 06-02-2005, 04:50 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
We usually wait until nap time or something and...

We usually wait until nap time or something and lock the door, being really quiet...there's night time, too, but like you, we get tired by the end of the day. That spontaneous stuff is underrated. ...
Forum: Relationships 06-02-2005, 03:18 PM
Replies: 1,268
Views: 308,701
Posted By kerosene
I like toys, but only once in a while. We don't...

I like toys, but only once in a while. We don't usually include them on a regular basis. We like to read good erotic porn sometimes. We will read it to each other.
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