Forum: Home Base
12-31-2009, 10:02 AM
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A doctor dies and goes to hell where the devil...
A doctor dies and goes to hell where the devil greets him and tells him that since he was a doctor, and did some good, that he could choose his eternity.
The devil opens the first door. There are...
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Forum: Home Base
12-23-2008, 12:23 AM
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Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,321
Talking Clock
After a hard night's drinking...
Talking Clock
After a hard night's drinking in their local bar, a man brings his friends back to his new apartment.
He shows them the Kitchen, Bathroom and Living room and finally, the Bedroom....
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Forum: Home Base
12-23-2008, 12:19 AM
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Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,321
Tooth Ache
A man and his wife walked...
Tooth Ache
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play...
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Forum: Home Base
12-23-2008, 12:17 AM
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Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,321
Dead Privates
An old man, Mr. Wallace,...
Dead Privates
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
Yes, Nurse Tracy...
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Forum: Home Base
12-23-2008, 12:16 AM
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Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,321
Ralph The Hen
Ralph came home drunk one...
Ralph The Hen
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into
Bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your...
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Forum: Home Base
12-23-2008, 12:15 AM
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Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,321
Little Johnny
Teacher: “Four crows are...
Little Johnny
Teacher: “Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?”
Little Johnny: “None.”
Teacher: “Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer...
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Forum: Home Base
12-23-2008, 12:13 AM
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Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,321
Hospital Humor
A male patient is lying...
Hospital Humor
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse', he...
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Forum: Home Base
06-06-2008, 02:18 PM
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Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,053,321
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why...
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"...
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