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Forum: Home Base 09-13-2020, 10:33 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Rats, stud bull rats...

Rats, stud bull rats...
Forum: Home Base 09-12-2020, 11:09 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
• Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery....

• Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
• A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
• Practice safe eating; always use condiments.
• Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
• He...
Forum: Home Base 09-09-2020, 11:47 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Karen wants an apple...

Karen wants an apple...
Forum: Home Base 09-08-2020, 01:34 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
If it wasn't happening we'd see live coverage of...

If it wasn't happening we'd see live coverage of the roving camera guys taking a leak.
Forum: Home Base 09-01-2020, 09:38 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Didn't he used to do things like knock down a...

Didn't he used to do things like knock down a wall so kids could watch a ballgame rather than just destroying shit because he can?
Forum: Home Base 08-31-2020, 11:06 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
The US drinks 563 million gallons of Kool-Aid a...

The US drinks 563 million gallons of Kool-Aid a year, half (17 gal/sec) during the 3 summer months.
That shit makes me gag, I can't even. But I know given half a chance it'll bust through a brick...
Forum: Home Base 07-05-2020, 12:52 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
This is one of my all time favorites...

This is one of my all time favorites...
Forum: Home Base 06-20-2020, 01:55 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
You know somebody is going to do it, that way...

You know somebody is going to do it, that way they don't have to burn the 5G tower to avoid the virus 5G spreads. :rolleyes:
Forum: Home Base 06-18-2020, 10:41 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Logic, politician style.

Logic, politician style.
Forum: Home Base 05-03-2020, 11:56 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Good point, a foot pedal might help.

Good point, a foot pedal might help.
Forum: Home Base 05-03-2020, 11:38 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Argument for a drill press? We don't have no...

Argument for a drill press? We don't have no argument. We don't need no stinking argument. The need of a drill press is self evident.
Forum: Home Base 05-03-2020, 02:34 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
The Michelin Bibendum Band...

The Michelin Bibendum Band...
Forum: Home Base 05-02-2020, 01:15 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
If you need to whip it, whip it good...

If you need to whip it, whip it good...
Forum: Home Base 04-30-2020, 04:38 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Shave ?

Shave ?
Forum: Home Base 04-13-2020, 03:34 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there...

I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area.
I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off.
Everything...
Forum: Home Base 04-12-2020, 01:50 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
:haha:

:haha:
Forum: Home Base 04-09-2020, 12:50 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Obviously the first two overlooked going through...

Obviously the first two overlooked going through his pockets... you know, for loose change or dope.
Forum: Home Base 04-08-2020, 11:20 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
... you guys are on a roll...

... you guys are on a roll...
Forum: Home Base 04-08-2020, 12:47 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Might have been a Czech.

Might have been a Czech.
Forum: Home Base 04-07-2020, 01:30 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Looks like they're both totaled...

Looks like they're both totaled...
Forum: Home Base 04-03-2020, 12:02 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
From a Russian site...

From a Russian site...
Forum: Home Base 04-02-2020, 12:09 AM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Picard can make it so.

Picard can make it so.
Forum: Home Base 03-31-2020, 11:50 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Bullshit, yes you will....

Bullshit, yes you will. http://cellar.org/2012/bwekk.gif



Valid point, although indirect unless you're Picard.
Forum: Home Base 03-25-2020, 11:59 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Whether he goofed or not is subjective, I don't...

Whether he goofed or not is subjective, I don't think so.
But the cyberbullying of Jessi Slaughter and the death of her father are far from humorous.
Apparently the origin of a lot of memes are...
Forum: Home Base 03-25-2020, 05:49 PM
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Posted By xoxoxoBruce
Have to tack the year on the end.

Have to tack the year on the end.
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