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Forum: Home Base 03-26-2010, 09:50 AM
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Posted By jester
A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked...

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.



Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:



"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!"
Forum: Home Base 06-02-2009, 12:09 PM
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Posted By jester
A man and a woman started to have sex in the...

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too,...
Forum: Home Base 06-02-2009, 12:07 PM
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Posted By jester
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennisball, and seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he...
Forum: Home Base 05-11-2009, 05:35 PM
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Posted By jester
pssh - oh well.

pssh - oh well.
Forum: Home Base 05-11-2009, 04:17 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
23383 Hope you haven't seen this...

23383



Hope you haven't seen this before..
Forum: Home Base 04-22-2009, 03:47 PM
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Posted By jester
Having just returned from a long weekend in...

Having just returned from a long weekend in nearby Canada , I had a few Canadian dollars left over that I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at my local bank.

There was...
Forum: Home Base 04-10-2009, 09:25 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
Knock,knock. Who's there? Ether Ether who? ...

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan
Juan who?
Forum: Home Base 03-19-2009, 08:11 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By jester
An attorney arrived home late after a very tough...

An attorney arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a Stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at Midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor...
Forum: Home Base 03-16-2009, 10:48 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By jester
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a...

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to...
Forum: Home Base 03-16-2009, 10:46 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
She was standing in the kitchen Preparing to...

She was standing in the kitchen
Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
She turned and said softly,
...
Forum: Home Base 03-16-2009, 10:44 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to...

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.


The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What...
Forum: Home Base 02-24-2009, 08:19 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By jester
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... ...

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...




"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional

nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a

patient."
Forum: Home Base 02-24-2009, 08:18 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By jester
A trucker who has been out on the road for two...

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a
brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500
and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese...
Forum: Home Base 01-23-2009, 03:10 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
A man walks >> into a restaurant with a...

A man walks
>> into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
>> The waitress asks them for their
>> orders.
>>
>> The
>> man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
>>...
Forum: Home Base 01-23-2009, 03:07 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV...

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same...
Forum: Home Base 01-22-2009, 08:07 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
Good manners A teacher trying to teach...

Good manners


A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her...
Forum: Home Base 01-22-2009, 08:06 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By jester
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer...

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says, 'Hang on! You're a duck.'

'I see your eyes are working,' replies the duck.

'And you...
Forum: Home Base 01-22-2009, 08:04 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
Husband says, "My Olympic condoms have arrived...

Husband says, "My Olympic condoms have arrived tonight so I
Am going to wear a gold one."

Wife says, "Why don't you wear a silver one and come second
For a fucking change."
Forum: Home Base 01-21-2009, 10:07 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By jester
Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come...

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning She told her
husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best Friends. None of...
Forum: Home Base 01-21-2009, 10:06 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
*snort* that's just not right!

*snort*
that's just not right!
Forum: Home Base 01-20-2009, 04:53 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
Top Four Adult Jokes Fourth Place : ...

Top Four Adult Jokes

Fourth Place :

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and...
Forum: Home Base 01-20-2009, 04:51 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
SEX Riddles 1. What do you say to a virgin...

SEX Riddles
1. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight.

2. What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends ...

3. What's "68"?
You do me and...
Forum: Home Base 01-06-2009, 01:38 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in...

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You
know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's
about time we started cussing.

The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6...
Forum: Home Base 12-19-2008, 11:54 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
A man applies for a job at the Post Office. The...

A man applies for a job at the Post Office. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He says 'Yes - just caffeine'

'Have you ever been in the service?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I...
Forum: Home Base 12-19-2008, 11:39 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,054,261
Posted By jester
Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending...

Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his Company's
Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the
party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something...
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