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Forum: Nothingland 10-05-2020, 09:18 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
Slight tangent: My urologist couldn't tell...

Slight tangent:

My urologist couldn't tell me how Flomax works.

Told me it was a good question.

/Tangent
Forum: Nothingland 10-03-2020, 02:43 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
I used to be aware of an adage for drinking with...

I used to be aware of an adage for drinking with diebeetus.

If you have to drink, don't drink beer, drink wine (or liquor, whichever). And (whatever the other one is) is better than (whatever the...
Forum: Nothingland 10-01-2020, 06:48 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
When they diagnosed me in the hospital, my BGL...

When they diagnosed me in the hospital, my BGL was 335, but that was during a motherfucker of an infection (my white count was 22,000). My A1C was 12.

Welcome to Stage 3 Type 2 diebeetus!
Forum: Nothingland 10-01-2020, 06:45 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
I'll admit that I don't quite get why beer is so...

I'll admit that I don't quite get why beer is so bad. There's only 6.5 grams of carbohydrates in a Bud Light. And no sugar (well, not that kind of sugar, y'know what I mean).
Forum: Nothingland 09-30-2020, 01:31 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
Well, I've drank a few, total, here and there. ...

Well, I've drank a few, total, here and there.

But, basically, no alcohol for us diebetix.

If I know I might have a beer, or a drink, I don't take the Metformin that morning, nor that night...
Forum: Nothingland 09-30-2020, 12:19 AM
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Posted By Gravdigr
I remember beer. Fondly.

I remember beer. Fondly.
Forum: Nothingland 07-12-2019, 10:37 AM
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Posted By Gravdigr
I think he was a bit on the excited side. Hew as...

I think he was a bit on the excited side. Hew as stripping the bark off the other maple tree racing around and around it w/another squrl. He jumped from pretty high up, about four -five feet, when...
Forum: Nothingland 07-12-2019, 10:30 AM
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Posted By Gravdigr
Never has a post looked so much like my own. ...

Never has a post looked so much like my own.

:lol2:
Forum: Nothingland 07-11-2019, 04:12 AM
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Posted By Gravdigr
He's very close to getting one of these: ...

He's very close to getting one of these:

68242

At ~1500 feet per second. Right in the cookie hole.

The scratches he left my hand/wrist are quite angry-looking.

So am I. Still.
Forum: Nothingland 07-10-2019, 06:33 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
My buddy has three-legged squrl that is ~9 - 10....

My buddy has three-legged squrl that is ~9 - 10.

I would imagine a reglar ol four-legged version would do at least as well.
Forum: Nothingland 07-10-2019, 06:31 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
Because I cook my food.

Because I cook my food.
Forum: Nothingland 07-10-2019, 10:33 AM
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Posted By Gravdigr
I would give anything if I could have seen it...

I would give anything if I could have seen it happen, though.

:lol2:
Forum: Nothingland 07-10-2019, 10:25 AM
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Posted By Gravdigr
What is pissing you off this time?

It ain't enough I spent most of yesterday in the ER...

Goddamned, motherfucking, crackhead squrls, man.:headshake

So I get up to greet the day, doo doo doo look out my backdoor, and there's...
Forum: Nothingland 06-29-2019, 12:44 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
I hate back trouble. Hope yours gets...

I hate back trouble. Hope yours gets straightened out.
Forum: Nothingland 06-28-2019, 11:44 AM
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Posted By Gravdigr
Didn't know I was falling till I landed.

Didn't know I was falling till I landed.
Forum: Nothingland 06-28-2019, 11:44 AM
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Posted By Gravdigr
It was a proper hard landing. Right on the...

It was a proper hard landing.

Right on the the side of my hip.

Still feeling it, but no biggie. No bruise to brag about show for it.
Forum: Nothingland 06-27-2019, 12:42 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
I thought I could park the cane. I was...

I thought I could park the cane.

I was wrong.

I fa' down.
Forum: Nothingland 06-12-2019, 12:47 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
Yes, he was in his prime there. I'm reminded of...

Yes, he was in his prime there. I'm reminded of what Chappelle said about that period.
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2019, 12:09 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
I love dogs that smile.

I love dogs that smile.
Forum: Nothingland 06-11-2019, 12:08 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
Reminds me of a Bill Cosby-ism. No, not that,...

Reminds me of a Bill Cosby-ism. No, not that, put your clothes back on.

He once said that he and his brother were well into their teens before realizing their names weren't Dammit and Jesus...
Forum: Nothingland 04-21-2019, 12:49 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
Some idiot engineers put the alternator on the...

Some idiot engineers put the alternator on the lower side of the motor, instead of up top. While trying top keep the package as compact as possible.

So now ya got an alternator tight to the side...
Forum: Nothingland 04-04-2019, 12:03 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
From Wiki...

From Wiki (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storage_heater)
Forum: Nothingland 04-04-2019, 12:02 PM
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Posted By Gravdigr
Heaters she had in storage? Temporary space...

Heaters she had in storage?

Temporary space heaters, maybe?
Forum: Nothingland 04-02-2019, 01:22 PM
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Views: 597,036
Posted By Gravdigr
That does sound like a full day. Hope it...

That does sound like a full day.

Hope it gets better for ya.:comfort:
Forum: Nothingland 03-14-2019, 01:50 PM
Replies: 2,124
Views: 597,036
Posted By Gravdigr
I'm about to smoke the biggest fucking joint. ...

I'm about to smoke the biggest fucking joint.

Unless I fuck that up, too.
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