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Forum: Current Events 12-23-2012, 06:19 PM
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Posted By Shawnee123
It is now OK to fire a woman if you can't keep...

It is now OK to fire a woman if you can't keep your weinie in your pants. Well, it might be a bit more complicated than that, but still...

Not sure how to copy/paste from my phone. It is a recent...
Forum: Current Events 02-21-2011, 12:44 PM
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Posted By Shawnee123
Thank...um, er...GOD. I'd hate to have to kill 4...

Thank...um, er...GOD. I'd hate to have to kill 4 or 5 men, instead of just one.
Forum: Current Events 01-26-2011, 01:31 PM
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Posted By Shawnee123
I read that as 'horse.' Remember when...

I read that as 'horse.'

Remember when someone said something about a dirty house and someone thought it was horse and posted a pic of a dusty horse then someone said they cleaned their house and a...
Forum: Current Events 01-26-2011, 08:01 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Shawnee123
Where's the beef? It sure ain't in this here...

Where's the beef? It sure ain't in this here taco!

Taco Bell sued over beef that's only 35% beef....
Forum: Current Events 01-25-2011, 10:48 AM
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Posted By Shawnee123
Well duh, green is an ugly tie color. Only thing...

Well duh, green is an ugly tie color. Only thing worse would be yellow.
Forum: Current Events 01-01-2011, 08:59 AM
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Posted By Shawnee123
Not weird news, just your typical warning to not...

Not weird news, just your typical warning to not drive drunk:

http://www.whiotv.com/news/26336535/detail.html

But I love the typo:

"We have increased numbers of offivers on the road, and...
Forum: Current Events 12-29-2010, 12:19 PM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
Man Accused Of Robbing Bank With Child ...

Man Accused Of Robbing Bank With Child

LEBANON, Ohio -- A Warren County man is in jail after police said he tried to rob a bank with a child.

http://www.whiotv.com/news/26310362/detail.html
...
Forum: Current Events 12-29-2010, 11:06 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Shawnee123
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/29/michigan.hacki...

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/29/michigan.hacking.spouse/index.html?hpt=T2

Man (woman's third husband) reads his wife's email and discovers she is having an affair with her 2nd husband. Third...
Forum: Current Events 12-17-2010, 09:00 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Shawnee123
Not so much weird, but I saw the footage on the...

Not so much weird, but I saw the footage on the local news last night. Don't know why I can't find the video, but it made CNN.

Don't mess with this Ohio woman!
...
Forum: Current Events 12-15-2010, 07:38 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Shawnee123
It's not so much that it's become acceptable,...

It's not so much that it's become acceptable, more that it's become almost rebellious. "You want to pick on us rich folks? Well, here you go, put that in your pipe and smoke it." They're like the...
Forum: Current Events 12-07-2010, 07:44 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Shawnee123
The funny thing is, you two thought it was...

The funny thing is, you two thought it was trewwww!!?!?.?;!?)*$

(13 pieces of flair, in form of punctuation)

Chive turkey. :rolleyes:
Forum: Current Events 12-06-2010, 03:05 PM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
Um, before you juice up the electric chair...it's...

Um, before you juice up the electric chair...it's a joke news site. You guys knew that. Right? RIGHT?




I mean GAWD I hope that was apparent. :lol2:
Forum: Current Events 10-28-2010, 03:46 PM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
I love this story...of course it's not a cell...

I love this story...of course it's not a cell phone, but it's fun anyway:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/web/10/28/charlie.chaplin.circus.time.travel/index.html?iref=NS1
Forum: Current Events 10-26-2010, 03:46 PM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Shawnee123
Another shot and an artist's rendering.

Another shot and an artist's rendering.
Forum: Current Events 10-26-2010, 03:42 PM
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Posted By Shawnee123
You can't see all the details in the exterior in...

You can't see all the details in the exterior in this photo (all kinds of faces, snakes coiled sneakily...)
Forum: Current Events 10-26-2010, 11:32 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Shawnee123
Yeah, that's going around. I still hear (even...

Yeah, that's going around. I still hear (even old) folks bitch about the cost to restore this beautiful building into one of the town's most important public places: but it is history. It's my Great...
Forum: Current Events 10-26-2010, 11:16 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Shawnee123
I know. I just wax nostalgic for the wonder my...

I know. I just wax nostalgic for the wonder my library used to be for me. It still is: current city 'brary was made out of a turn of the century hotel that I feared for years would be torn down (used...
Forum: Current Events 10-25-2010, 07:21 AM
Replies: 4,233
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Posted By Shawnee123
I remember, as a kid, it was more of a place of...

I remember, as a kid, it was more of a place of solitude and reverence. Librarians shushed you. Kids didn't run up and down the stairs whoopin' and hollerin'. The advent of the computer terminals has...
Forum: Current Events 10-23-2010, 12:00 PM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
Seriously. Or they sit at the public library...

Seriously. Or they sit at the public library sniffling and snorting and talking on their cell phone to Amaleen or Billy Ray while 15 tonne of mascara and eyeliner runs down their face and their face...
Forum: Current Events 10-11-2010, 08:13 AM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
I saw a piece on the Morning Show on Saturday...

I saw a piece on the Morning Show on Saturday about this: a small debate on whether it's OK to turn the tables and women bragging about sexual conquests.

I don't think it's OK. The story is she...
Forum: Current Events 10-07-2010, 12:13 PM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
How about "News That Would Make You Puke Were It...

How about "News That Would Make You Puke Were It Not All Too Common"?
Forum: Current Events 10-07-2010, 12:09 PM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
I didn't know where else to put it. Yeah, it...

I didn't know where else to put it.

Yeah, it was tongue-in-cheek, but some people do live up to stereotype (how do you think they come about in the first place?)

I mean I live up to MY...
Forum: Current Events 10-07-2010, 11:48 AM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
Rep Larry Brown...

Rep Larry Brown (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/10/07/n-c-republican-calls-gays-fruitloops-in-e-mail/?hpt=T2), NC, calls gays "queers" and "fruitloops."

:lol2:

What a dumbass. Shouldn't there...
Forum: Current Events 09-23-2010, 07:34 AM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
Hahahaha...I read that as "internet for life in...

Hahahaha...I read that as "internet for life in the looney bin" and was wondering where I could sign up.

But yeah, sad story.

We need specific tests before procreation: are you schizophrenic?...
Forum: Current Events 07-29-2010, 10:23 AM
Replies: 4,233
Views: 1,439,832
Posted By Shawnee123
Crap...why do guests keep viewing this? :unsure: ...

Crap...why do guests keep viewing this? :unsure:

I was kidding! I kid!

:lol:
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