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Forum: Home Base 12-19-2006, 02:41 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Shocker
Letters to Santa

Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all
yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy

Dear Billy,
Nice...
Forum: Home Base 11-27-2006, 10:10 AM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A...

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED...
Forum: Home Base 11-24-2006, 04:50 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
A man escapes from a prison where he's been...

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties...
Forum: Home Base 05-26-2006, 03:58 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
A woman standing in the check out line at the...

A woman standing in the check out line at the grocery store places


a half-gallon of 2% milk,


a dozen eggs,


a quart of orange juice,
Forum: Home Base 05-23-2006, 07:44 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
ok this is the humor thread...so back on topic......

ok this is the humor thread...so back on topic...

A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed,
on her bed.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any ...
Forum: Home Base 05-19-2006, 03:38 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
I shot Bambi's dad

I shot Bambi's dad
Forum: Home Base 05-08-2006, 06:49 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
A cowboy from Texas was pulled over by an Arizona...

A cowboy from Texas was pulled over by an Arizona DPS Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to...
Forum: Home Base 05-03-2006, 03:45 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
So this string walks into a bar and orders a...

So this string walks into a bar and orders a drink
Bartender tells the string that they don't serve strings in there and that he has to leave
So the string leaves and then comes back later...
Forum: Home Base 05-03-2006, 01:40 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
I can do what I want woman!

I can do what I want woman!
Forum: Home Base 05-03-2006, 01:18 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
Two nuns walk into a bar... you would think one...

Two nuns walk into a bar...
you would think one would have noticed.:smack:
Forum: Home Base 05-01-2006, 06:14 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
How many men does it take to open a beer? ...

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad...
Forum: Home Base 05-01-2006, 06:09 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please...

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it...
Forum: Home Base 04-27-2006, 06:11 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
make someone say these five words outloud LOL ...

make someone say these five words outloud LOL

I ARE WE TODD DID
Forum: Home Base 04-26-2006, 12:38 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
Yes i mean ton, but I'm also a dork, so don't...

Yes i mean ton, but I'm also a dork, so don't expect too much from me!
Forum: Home Base 04-26-2006, 12:25 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
LOL heck yes! I have a done of dirty,...

LOL heck yes! I have a done of dirty, despicable, and down right wrong jokes!
Forum: Home Base 04-25-2006, 06:31 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,067,461
Posted By Shocker
Two peanuts were walking down the street One...

Two peanuts were walking down the street
One was assaulted.

LOL that one cracks me up every time!
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