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Forum: Home Base 03-11-2016, 05:15 AM
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Posted By Sundae
This may have been posted already: A married...

This may have been posted already:

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny fairy appeared on...
Forum: Home Base 10-13-2015, 06:35 AM
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Posted By Sundae
It took me about three tries to get that!

It took me about three tries to get that!
Forum: Home Base 09-12-2015, 08:23 AM
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Posted By Sundae
Wait... are these my minions, or am I one of...

Wait... are these my minions, or am I one of theirs?
(prompted/ reminded by Grav's post and Bruce's Scarfolk image)
Forum: Home Base 06-15-2015, 02:02 PM
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Posted By Sundae
I am so guilty of that cartoon... Although back...

I am so guilty of that cartoon...
Although back when I only took about 24 photos a year (print photography) friends and family would say, "But there's none of YOU!" which I was quite happy about. ...
Forum: Home Base 06-10-2014, 03:05 AM
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Posted By Sundae
A shopfitter and his apprentice are putting the...

A shopfitter and his apprentice are putting the finishing touches to a new shop.
Pleased with their progress they stop for a break. As the sun is shining the older fitter suggests they sit in the...
Forum: Home Base 04-03-2014, 02:01 PM
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Posted By Sundae
Most excellent, Grav. Eta, where's Baby gone?

Most excellent, Grav.

Eta, where's Baby gone?
Forum: Home Base 08-19-2013, 06:13 AM
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Posted By Sundae
Of all my fears, the murderer behind the shower...

Of all my fears, the murderer behind the shower curtain has never signified.

Unless he appears in the bathroom mirror.
See Shaun of the Dead for that specially-aimed-at-me slice of shock.
Forum: Home Base 04-22-2012, 04:04 PM
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Posted By Sundae
Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.
Forum: Home Base 04-10-2012, 01:17 PM
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Posted By Sundae
Wait, what? I don't likey arsehole joke. Is...

Wait, what?
I don't likey arsehole joke.
Is just teh nasty.
'Specially as both boys helped with algebra and are both similarly disconnected from the Cool People.

Hope he slips sideways on ice...
Forum: Home Base 10-14-2011, 12:09 PM
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Posted By Sundae
A thistle of Scots A spray of Welsh A shout...

A thistle of Scots
A spray of Welsh
A shout of Orangemen
A genuflection of Catholics
A rummage of priests
An apology of English

A burger of Merkins
A starvation of models
A gag of presenters
Forum: Home Base 10-14-2011, 10:14 AM
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Posted By Sundae
A joanna of Cocknies

A joanna of Cocknies
Forum: Home Base 11-28-2010, 07:05 AM
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Posted By Sundae
The Douglas Adams' story is one he used to tell -...

The Douglas Adams' story is one he used to tell - he told it as happening to him, but he also wrote it into So Long and Thanks For All the Fish*. But of course with biscuits instead of cookies. And...
Forum: Home Base 05-11-2010, 11:35 AM
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Posted By Sundae
You forgot the puchline: Grandpa looked...

You forgot the puchline: Grandpa looked chagrined and did so.
Forum: Home Base 01-21-2010, 01:53 PM
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Posted By Sundae
I don't get it :( ETA - I just did :)

I don't get it :(

ETA - I just did :)
Forum: Home Base 02-08-2009, 09:17 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Sundae
Classic - I printed out the OAP jokes for my...

Classic - I printed out the OAP jokes for my parents (with a tiny bit of translation). Very funny.
Forum: Home Base 11-14-2008, 03:45 PM
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Posted By Sundae
Wasn't that an IoTD?

Wasn't that an IoTD?
Forum: Home Base 10-31-2008, 10:55 AM
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Posted By Sundae
Re 2228 - wow. Dana might have to correct me re...

Re 2228 - wow. Dana might have to correct me re students, but certainly every single adult I know has a Windows, not Mac laptop, which makes me question whether it's an untampered with photo.
...
Forum: Home Base 10-29-2008, 10:39 AM
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Posted By Sundae
That sir, is disgusting. A lady approaches a...

That sir, is disgusting.

A lady approaches a priest and says to him, 'Father I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing'.
'What do they say?' the priest...
Forum: Home Base 10-27-2008, 07:57 AM
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Posted By Sundae
I can only hear Kick The Can in Scatman Crother's...

I can only hear Kick The Can in Scatman Crother's voice, from Twilight Zone the Movie. I watched that on VHS so often it began to warp :)

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Forum: Home Base 10-22-2008, 02:11 PM
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Posted By Sundae
Talking about mamas, I got mine with Girl Falling...

Talking about mamas, I got mine with Girl Falling Off a Bicycle.
She replied saying I was a bugger and that she'd been leaning right up close to hear it.

I laughed really hard.

Then for some...
Forum: Home Base 10-05-2008, 09:56 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Sundae
In a London hospital, a gentleman had made...

In a London hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
"Sir," she said, "You may use the...
Forum: Home Base 09-05-2008, 04:35 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Sundae
:lol:

:lol:
Forum: Home Base 09-04-2008, 11:35 AM
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Posted By Sundae
I live in an Islamic Republic, jokes are banned

I live in an Islamic Republic, jokes are banned
Forum: Home Base 08-30-2008, 08:31 AM
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Posted By Sundae
Without wanting to get the Radar treatment......

Without wanting to get the Radar treatment... those have been circulating for at least 3 Olympics and probably weren't true then. Dicks never played in the Olympics for example and retired in 1999....
Forum: Home Base 08-21-2008, 11:37 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Sundae
In the fictional non-existant Next President to...

In the fictional non-existant Next President to Die betting pool, I vote that it will not be the next President, the one after, or the one after. But the one after that. And it will happen in my...
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