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Forum: Home Base 06-28-2017, 05:22 AM
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Posted By Iggy
The internet is for porn. :p:

The internet is for porn. :p:
Forum: Home Base 10-19-2006, 06:44 PM
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Posted By Iggy
A Love Story I will seek and find...

A Love Story



I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
Forum: Home Base 10-19-2006, 03:26 PM
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Posted By Iggy
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example:...
Forum: Home Base 08-22-2006, 02:45 PM
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Posted By Iggy
Two blonde girls were working for the city public...

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.

One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then...
Forum: Home Base 08-12-2006, 01:12 PM
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Posted By Iggy
HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but...

HOW TO POOP AT WORK

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following...
Forum: Home Base 08-09-2006, 12:42 AM
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Posted By Iggy
This is an email I recieved, and seeing as how...

This is an email I recieved, and seeing as how people forward all of those crazy emails I thought it was pretty funny. I thought I would share. :D

Oh, and the subject of the email was: Thank you...
Forum: Home Base 08-08-2006, 05:24 PM
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Posted By Iggy
People never listen, do they? WHEN I SAY I'M...

People never listen, do they?

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum...
Forum: Home Base 07-06-2006, 04:35 PM
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Posted By Iggy
Thanks... I do try. :D

Thanks... I do try. :D
Forum: Home Base 07-05-2006, 10:21 AM
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Posted By Iggy
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman...

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though...
Forum: Home Base 06-23-2006, 03:08 PM
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Posted By Iggy
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively...

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are...
Forum: Home Base 06-21-2006, 02:29 PM
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Posted By Iggy
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What...

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She...
Forum: Home Base 05-27-2006, 01:32 PM
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Posted By Iggy
A drunken man walks into a bar. The...

A drunken man walks into a bar.

The bartender sees that he is already 5 sheets to the wind, and proceeds to inform the man,
"I'm sorry sir, but you will have to leave. We don't serve anyone...
Forum: Home Base 05-03-2006, 01:22 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Iggy
Hey !!!! That is the blonde joke I told you!!!! ...

Hey !!!! That is the blonde joke I told you!!!! You can't just change the subject and think it is a different joke. Gosh. :p
Forum: Home Base 04-27-2006, 02:03 PM
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Posted By Iggy
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. ...

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.



2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night.



3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
Forum: Home Base 04-26-2006, 12:42 PM
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Posted By Iggy
I think I can handle that. :D

I think I can handle that. :D
Forum: Home Base 04-26-2006, 12:36 PM
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Posted By Iggy
You have a "done" huh? Don't you mean a...

You have a "done" huh? Don't you mean a ton?
Forum: Home Base 03-31-2006, 12:49 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Iggy
Then I don't want to be right... I love the...

Then I don't want to be right...

I love the funny and witty things here at the cellar, so I try to share the same with you.
Forum: Home Base 03-30-2006, 03:01 PM
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Posted By Iggy
My pleasure. :D

My pleasure. :D
Forum: Home Base 03-30-2006, 02:51 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Iggy
Apparantly I am the only one who loves to post...

Apparantly I am the only one who loves to post funny things...

Either that, or they aren't as funny as I had first thought. He is another one anyway. I hope you enjoy it...



A number of...
Forum: Home Base 03-30-2006, 08:28 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Iggy
It is sad how true it is, but amusing how it...

It is sad how true it is, but amusing how it actually works out using the "a=1 b=2" system.

And now for something completely different...

Misdiagnosis

Two medical students were walking...
Forum: Home Base 03-29-2006, 11:54 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Iggy
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it...

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We...
Forum: Home Base 03-18-2006, 04:32 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Iggy
A little late, but in honor of Saint Patrick's Day

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What...
Forum: Home Base 03-18-2006, 02:23 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Iggy
Ohhh.... I get it now. :lol: Thanks!!

Ohhh.... I get it now. :lol:


Thanks!!
Forum: Home Base 03-18-2006, 02:01 PM
Replies: 6,071
Views: 6,062,452
Posted By Iggy
I feel really bad... but I don't get it.

I feel really bad... but I don't get it.
Forum: Home Base 03-15-2006, 10:19 PM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By Iggy
Wally's wedding night At 85 years of age, Wally...

Wally's wedding night At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate...
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