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Forum: Home Base 08-25-2019, 10:29 AM
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Posted By captainhook455
Wife: Did you know a bull gets laid 3,000 times a...

Wife: Did you know a bull gets laid 3,000 times a year?
Husband: Ask the bull if he screws the same cow everytime.

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Forum: Home Base 04-08-2019, 01:52 PM
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Posted By captainhook455
This is true...

This is true fact.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190408/3406410065497fd0f068a3a8f77f68f0.jpg

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Forum: Home Base 06-09-2017, 12:42 PM
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Posted By captainhook455
I'm sorry. This was for LJ and I was wondering...

I'm sorry. This was for LJ and I was wondering what it says.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170609/020153a9ade2676a927cb8a54ee22231.jpg
Forum: Home Base 06-08-2017, 10:42 AM
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Posted By captainhook455
You guys quit this. Thinking makes my head hurt.

You guys quit this. Thinking makes my head hurt.
Forum: Home Base 05-09-2017, 09:49 AM
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Posted By captainhook455
A man I know is addicted to drinking brake fluid....

A man I know is addicted to drinking brake fluid.
I said thats terrible.
He said it is Ok, because he can stop anytime.

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Forum: Home Base 02-19-2017, 08:44 PM
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Posted By captainhook455
A man walks into a bar and yells all lawyers are...

A man walks into a bar and yells all lawyers are assholes! A man in the corner says I take offense at that statement. The first said why are you a lawyer? The second said no I am an asshole.
...
Forum: Home Base 02-15-2017, 08:59 PM
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Posted By captainhook455
Q: what does a blonde think of? A: tarheel

Q: what does a blonde think of?
A:

tarheel
Forum: Home Base 11-17-2016, 07:29 PM
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Posted By captainhook455
Three men in a raft. A preacher, doctor and a...

Three men in a raft. A preacher, doctor and a lawyer. They sight land and try as they might can't hand paddle closer to the beach. Someone has to swim for help. Preacher couldn't go, might have to...
Forum: Home Base 11-06-2016, 05:37 AM
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Posted By captainhook455
A man from Texas and a lady from New Jersey were...

A man from Texas and a lady from New Jersey were talking in a bar. They discussed the usual things about which state had the most of like roads, parks, bars etc. The lady finally said, how big is...
Forum: Home Base 10-03-2016, 10:24 AM
Replies: 6,071
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Posted By captainhook455
Even though I can't see the other jokes as this...

Even though I can't see the other jokes as this thread is blank on my screen I shall endeavor to bring y'all a sophisticated joke.

A waiter picked up a bowl of soup for a customer. The customer...
Forum: Home Base 09-10-2016, 09:31 PM
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Posted By captainhook455
A man goes to a house of sin. The madam said all...

A man goes to a house of sin. The madam said all the girls are taken for the night. All we have left is a big chicken. A big chicken the man says, well if that is all you have. He goes in a big room...
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