Forum: Home Base
01-25-2014, 05:04 PM
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old couple Albert and Doris go on the game show...
old couple Albert and Doris go on the game show 'Mr & Mrs' where the first prize is a month's cruise first class all-inclusive plus £25,000 cash.
yheyveach have to answer three questions separately...
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Forum: Home Base
01-25-2014, 11:59 AM
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Forum: Home Base
01-23-2014, 02:37 PM
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yaw mama!!
boow-shit you ain't got no...
yaw mama!!
boow-shit you ain't got no acc-ceyent, faw shaw.
(to be honest I'm far more comfortable with typing phonetic Briddish accents, I can only do one American one which is a mash-up of...
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Forum: Home Base
01-23-2014, 01:56 PM
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Lolololololol PMSL
that joke works best when...
Lolololololol PMSL
that joke works best when told in an American accent preferably but not necessarily from the Deep Fried South.
I, your guest from a foreign country, acting like any good guest...
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Forum: Home Base
01-18-2014, 04:42 PM
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it was time for the moles to go on the great...
it was time for the moles to go on the great sugar migration.
all the moles got in line astern with Daddy Mole, the strongest, right at the front where the hard tunnelling had to be done.
all the...
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Forum: Home Base
01-18-2014, 01:29 AM
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Forum: Home Base
01-17-2014, 03:48 AM
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Irish motor accident
A farmer named Paddy...
Irish motor accident
A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.
In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy....
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Forum: Home Base
01-16-2014, 05:21 PM
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in England is a city called Manchester.
it...
in England is a city called Manchester.
it rains in Manchester. All the bastard time.
the saying is that " you can tell summer in Manchester because the rain comes down warm".
I worked there...
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Forum: Home Base
01-16-2014, 03:10 PM
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A few gems from Air Traffic Control
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A few gems from Air Traffic Control
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Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"
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Forum: Home Base
01-12-2014, 07:18 AM
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Forum: Home Base
01-11-2014, 06:11 PM
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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Lawyers believe a man is innocent...
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Forum: Home Base
01-11-2014, 05:58 PM
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Forum: Home Base
01-11-2014, 05:54 PM
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Forum: Home Base
01-11-2014, 05:53 PM
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Forum: Home Base
01-09-2014, 11:13 AM
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Forum: Home Base
01-09-2014, 08:40 AM
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Forum: Home Base
01-09-2014, 08:21 AM
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Forum: Home Base
01-04-2014, 05:15 PM
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Replies: 6,071
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there's a site called Daily Mash...
there's a site called Daily Mash (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk) that publishes 4 or 5 stories per weekday ripping the piss out of just about anything and anybody.
usually there are a couple of...
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