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Forum: Home Base 09-23-2013, 05:14 PM
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Posted By limegreenc
Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Perhaps....

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
Forum: Home Base 09-12-2013, 08:26 PM
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Posted By limegreenc
I am a senior citizen... - I'm the life of...

I am a senior citizen...

- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.

- I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

- I'm usually interested in going home...
Forum: Home Base 09-12-2013, 07:47 PM
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Posted By limegreenc
25 Signs You Are Getting Old 1. Your...

25 Signs You Are Getting Old

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the...
Forum: Home Base 08-26-2013, 10:17 PM
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Posted By limegreenc
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my...

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys...
Forum: Home Base 08-26-2013, 11:56 AM
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Posted By limegreenc
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a...

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.

Mr. Smith is going to an urologist....
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