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Forum: Home Base 09-06-2020, 09:17 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Richard Brautigan has a short story in Trout...

Richard Brautigan has a short story in Trout Fishing In America called "Kool-Aid Wino."



The Kool-Aid Wino (https://xefer.com/2003/02/koolaidwino)
Forum: Home Base 08-13-2020, 01:05 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Because I have the teenagers I am hip to the...

Because I have the teenagers I am hip to the lingo. To wit: Such hip. So lingo.


Actually I am, against my will, quite up to date with memes and the like. I saw this and it cracks me up every...
Forum: Home Base 07-10-2020, 10:22 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
reminds me of the "you're not in it for the...

reminds me of the "you're not in it for the hunting, are you?"joke
Forum: Home Base 05-05-2020, 03:17 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Ow. That really hurt, Charlie. And it's still...

Ow. That really hurt, Charlie. And it's still hurting.
Forum: Home Base 04-16-2020, 02:06 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
No, it was from someone’s instagram Sent...

No, it was from someone’s instagram


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Forum: Home Base 04-08-2020, 07:11 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Because of my lysdexia I was told I’d be crap at...

Because of my lysdexia I was told I’d be crap at poetry, but I’ve made a teapot, several bowls and a vase that I’m quite proud of.


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Forum: Home Base 03-21-2020, 07:59 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Do you ever get bored of surfing the web on your...

Do you ever get bored of surfing the web on your computer and then pick up your phone to see what's happening on the smaller internet?
Forum: Home Base 03-20-2020, 08:30 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
hmm.

hmm.
Forum: Home Base 04-24-2019, 12:31 PM
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Mechanic: I think you've blown a seal ...

Mechanic: I think you've blown a seal

Customer: Actually, that's just ice cream
Forum: Home Base 04-11-2019, 05:16 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
My girlfriend asked me if I wished she'd been...

My girlfriend asked me if I wished she'd been born with huge tits. I told her that the thought of a baby with huge tits was disturbing to me.
Forum: Home Base 06-11-2017, 05:08 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost...

What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity?

"Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes."
Forum: Home Base 06-09-2017, 02:56 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
The other variant that I like is: What's...

The other variant that I like is:

What's worse than a bee sting?
The holocaust.
What's worse than the holocaust?
Two bee stings.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers...
Forum: Home Base 06-08-2017, 07:40 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
I was being a bit sarcastic, but I did appreciate...

I was being a bit sarcastic, but I did appreciate the anti-joke meta quality of his post.

e.g. Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
A: The holocaust.
Forum: Home Base 06-08-2017, 10:26 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Bitman gets 100 for dedication to humor! ...

Bitman gets 100 for dedication to humor!

Note: Human bodies, despite being mostly water by weight, are actually very flammable and not recommended for extinguishing fires. (source: acquaintance...
Forum: Home Base 03-28-2017, 11:30 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
What is the point of the clear plastic knees?

What is the point of the clear plastic knees?
Forum: Home Base 01-10-2017, 03:30 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
We all have our cross to bear.

We all have our cross to bear.
Forum: Home Base 01-10-2017, 12:39 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Umm, I don't get it. Being raped is worse than...

Umm, I don't get it. Being raped is worse than thunder and lightning?
Forum: Home Base 01-10-2017, 12:37 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
I'd only heard that as "Why did the mushroom have...

I'd only heard that as "Why did the mushroom have so many dates?"
Forum: Home Base 12-13-2016, 09:07 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
awesome. needed that tonight.

awesome. needed that tonight.
Forum: Home Base 12-12-2016, 02:39 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
ATbMw6X3T40

ATbMw6X3T40
Forum: Home Base 12-11-2016, 10:52 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
What's better than roses on YOUR piano? ...

What's better than roses on YOUR piano?

Tulips on YOUR organ.


For Christ's sake, the words matter.
Forum: Home Base 12-06-2016, 10:36 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
I think that joke needs a bit more work.

I think that joke needs a bit more work.
Forum: Home Base 11-10-2016, 12:32 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
A rapist, a narcissist, and a bigot walk into a...

A rapist, a narcissist, and a bigot walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get for you, Mr. President?"
Forum: Home Base 05-23-2016, 07:32 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
"Just run like hell, reach behind you and keep...

"Just run like hell, reach behind you and keep throwing!"

"Keep throwing what?"

"Don't worry, it'll be there."
Forum: Home Base 05-07-2016, 07:11 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
I heard an interview with Fogerty and he said he...

I heard an interview with Fogerty and he said he always messes with the lyrics, a la "There's a bathroom on the right."
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