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Forum: Home Base 05-08-2017, 07:53 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
A buddy once let a belt sander rest on his thigh...

A buddy once let a belt sander rest on his thigh for a moment while it was running down. Grabbed his jeans, his thigh skin, and anything within reach and dragged it all into the machine. Left a hell...
Forum: Home Base 12-20-2016, 12:42 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
The idiot is the one who designed that without...

The idiot is the one who designed that without any safety railing. WTF?

... because Alabama.
Forum: Home Base 12-18-2016, 09:03 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
Candles are dangerous. Not only do they cause...

Candles are dangerous. Not only do they cause house fires, they now contribute to car crashes.

Glatt, freeze at 14 seconds and you can see what must be an Alabama loading dock.
Forum: Home Base 12-08-2016, 07:46 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
There's a link to a compilation video of fire...

There's a link to a compilation video of fire challenges, about 20 or so of them. For some reason people with pale complexions are grossly under represented in the compilation video.

Oh, not to be...
Forum: Home Base 11-20-2016, 10:46 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
An English friend of mine, i.e. of Sundae's...

An English friend of mine, i.e. of Sundae's culture, told me his father's favorite expression is "If you can't laugh at cripples, then who can you laugh at?"

Come to think of it, he's actually...
Forum: Home Base 11-18-2016, 08:54 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
It's a slippery slope, it could lead to drawing...

It's a slippery slope, it could lead to drawing pictures of the prophet...
Forum: Home Base 12-19-2014, 12:26 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
At 41, I'm pretty sure the Thinking Skills ship...

At 41, I'm pretty sure the Thinking Skills ship has sailed for Mr. James.
Forum: Home Base 10-17-2014, 11:13 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
hahahaha Bruce!

hahahaha Bruce!
Forum: Home Base 05-15-2014, 12:02 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
I would hope, except he doesn't know about...

I would hope, except he doesn't know about needles and fronds. Getting maple was a feather in his cap, being surrounded by maples and all...

/sarcasm
Forum: Home Base 05-14-2014, 12:37 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
"Can you think of a tree that has leaves? I have...

"Can you think of a tree that has leaves? I have Maple already."
Forum: Home Base 01-03-2012, 10:27 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
l91ISfcuzDw

l91ISfcuzDw
Forum: Home Base 11-09-2011, 06:47 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
It's for picking the higher hanging fruit

It's for picking the higher hanging fruit
Forum: Home Base 09-23-2011, 04:28 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
this came up right after JH OYpwAtnywTk

this came up right after JH
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Forum: Home Base 09-23-2011, 04:21 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
OOh where is that video? I found it! Johnny...

OOh where is that video? I found it!

Johnny Hammersticks
Forum: Home Base 09-23-2011, 03:39 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
It looked a little like either she couldn't read...

It looked a little like either she couldn't read something on the prompter and she lost her hairbrush or she got into a scuffle with the makeup artist in the green room and then began to have a light...
Forum: Home Base 09-23-2011, 10:22 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
Swoop, swoop, oh, baby, rock, rock Swoop,...

Swoop, swoop, oh, baby, rock, rock
Swoop, swoop, rock, rock
Swoop, swoop, rock, rock

AEwM8BaADV0
Forum: Home Base 06-26-2011, 09:46 AM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
This knucklehead...

This knucklehead (http://xavierthoughts.blogspot.com/2009/02/foreboding-photos.html) is a sure win for Darwin Lifetime Achievement Award.

I guess he cleared the house.




Besides, you...
Forum: Home Base 06-03-2011, 04:59 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
look at the bones!

look at the bones!
Forum: Home Base 05-30-2011, 06:41 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 114,352
Posted By footfootfoot
yeah, I'd never eat pizza that looked like that....

yeah, I'd never eat pizza that looked like that. If I weren't tripping on bad acid.
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