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Forum: Current Events 04-25-2017, 09:46 AM
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Toddler And 5-Year-Old Crash SUV Trying To Drive...

Toddler And 5-Year-Old Crash SUV Trying To Drive To Grandma’s House

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kids-crash-car-grandma-house_us_57cc3e36e4b078581f137132

I wonder if the 3 y.o. worked...
Forum: Current Events 02-13-2017, 11:52 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Turn her over! Turn her over!

Turn her over! Turn her over!
Forum: Current Events 02-13-2017, 06:26 AM
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"I don't know his name, but that face sure rings...

"I don't know his name, but that face sure rings a bell
Forum: Current Events 12-22-2016, 10:31 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Nah, motion detectors and or sniffing dogs,...

Nah, motion detectors and or sniffing dogs, followed up with unrelenting pressing of charges and paying off local prosecutors to take the families to the mat would get the word out quick enough that...
Forum: Current Events 11-16-2016, 09:31 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
That looks like nascent antler tumor.

That looks like nascent antler tumor.
Forum: Current Events 09-20-2016, 12:59 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
And now we've gotten to the heart of the...

And now we've gotten to the heart of the centralized or outsourced emergency call center controversy.
Forum: Current Events 08-18-2016, 03:50 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
My bologna has a first name, it's B A V A R...

My bologna has a first name,
it's B A V A R...
Forum: Current Events 08-14-2016, 01:10 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
In his autobiography, John Muir describes a...

In his autobiography, John Muir describes a similar game he played as a child in Scotland. The boys would face off toe to toe and grasp each other's left forearm then using their free hand they would...
Forum: Current Events 08-12-2016, 06:26 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
"Hey Tom, haveaniceweekendyou'refired!"

"Hey Tom, haveaniceweekendyou'refired!"
Forum: Current Events 07-30-2016, 11:23 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Fearless Freep

Fearless Freep
Forum: Current Events 04-14-2016, 06:49 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Enamel (Eena mel) and Clorox come to mind

Enamel (Eena mel)
and Clorox come to mind
Forum: Current Events 03-11-2016, 10:47 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
You can overplay the hard to get game...

You can overplay the hard to get game...
Forum: Current Events 03-11-2016, 10:42 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
He did want to sell it, he just wanted more money...

He did want to sell it, he just wanted more money than they were offering. He didn't want to sell it at that price, he was holding out for more.

And yes, that is how it works.

Just so you know,...
Forum: Current Events 03-11-2016, 12:16 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
SCOTUS are full of shit and they ruled...

SCOTUS are full of shit and they ruled incorrectly in my opinion. Just like politicians (from which they are descended) they are full of shit. The legal system from the top to the bottom is based on...
Forum: Current Events 03-10-2016, 03:41 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
I knew some of the people involved in the...

I knew some of the people involved in the development plans, it was all to make the place pretty and nice for pfizer because with the anticipated influx of well payed employees and no place to live...
Forum: Current Events 02-22-2016, 12:39 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Pinstriping. Flames are OK though.

Pinstriping. Flames are OK though.
Forum: Current Events 02-11-2016, 09:44 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Great minds think alike... i was sad after i...

Great minds think alike...

i was sad after i posted that because I had no one to tell that joke to as it popped into my head.
Forum: Current Events 02-11-2016, 06:09 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
IDK about other states but in NY you can't...

IDK about other states but in NY you can't operate a meat slicer if you are under 18.
Forum: Current Events 02-08-2016, 07:49 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
"I don't like Tuesdays."

"I don't like Tuesdays."
Forum: Current Events 02-05-2016, 07:21 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
A kitchen Aid can fuck you up for real. Smash...

A kitchen Aid can fuck you up for real. Smash every bone in your hand.

When I was in my 20s I worked as a baker and we had a 60 qt Hobart like the one below (pic pulled from the internet) There...
Forum: Current Events 02-02-2016, 11:03 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Ha ha! The other day, in a moment of pique, I...

Ha ha! The other day, in a moment of pique, I called someone a douche nozzle while the inch and mm were in the car. The inch was scandalized and as a result the mm became hyper-curious. I did some...
Forum: Current Events 02-01-2016, 10:01 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Total cunt, partial cunt, or just a plain, old cunt?

A DAD won a £2,000 holiday with this funny selfie of a HORSE photobombing a family picture - only for the animal’s owner to say he didn’t have her permission to take a snap of her nag....
Forum: Current Events 09-13-2015, 08:55 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Park service wouldn't give out his identity, I...

Park service wouldn't give out his identity, I guess to spare the family the Cecil treatment.
Forum: Current Events 08-30-2015, 09:37 PM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Edited for concision.

Edited for concision.
Forum: Current Events 08-29-2015, 07:49 AM
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Posted By footfootfoot
Clearly all that hobnobbing with lawyers has paid...

Clearly all that hobnobbing with lawyers has paid off.
:D
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